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Raise
about 10 years

Took a look at my profile and everyone self deleted. The hell? Helloooo? Is anyone still here?

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free rent, but be dead in a year. hm.
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ScubaSteve says


Lashka says

I was thinking of moving to Detroit


Well don't. It sucks.


But it's cheap!
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ScubaSteve says


Ashelia says

i sleep by myself because i am a lonely manchild with no friends who also never bathes.


If you have the free time between all that and ever feel like flying out to Detroit for a few months, you can play on our softball team next session. It's not too expensive, and if you're really short on funds, there's a whole bunch of vacant places around these parts, so rent would be pretty much free.

True story: The city council let the owner of the Detroit Red Wings buy 39 vacant parcels of land on which to build a new arena/entertainment district for a grand total of 1 US dollar.


i probably would be terrible at softball
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Lashka says

I was thinking of moving to Detroit


Well don't. It sucks.
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ScubaSteve says


belovedprincess says

gay doesn't half make sense sometimes


... how does it not make sense?


girls are my quiet place in the world. i dunno, violent upbringing maybe lol. i have been conditioned away from gay sex by fists and other such uncertainties as far as men go

or i dunno? also maybe u misread that, because 'doesn't half make sense' means that it does make sense where i'm from
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I was thinking of moving to Detroit
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belovedprincess says

gay doesn't half make sense sometimes


... how does it not make sense?
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Ashelia says

i sleep by myself because i am a lonely manchild with no friends who also never bathes.


If you have the free time between all that and ever feel like flying out to Detroit for a few months, you can play on our softball team next session. It's not too expensive, and if you're really short on funds, there's a whole bunch of vacant places around these parts, so rent would be pretty much free.

True story: The city council let the owner of the Detroit Red Wings buy 39 vacant parcels of land on which to build a new arena/entertainment district for a grand total of 1 US dollar.
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as a man who dates men i find that objectionable
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besides the gay sex, that is, which is an awful notion. for me anyway
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gay doesn't half make sense sometimes
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or i sleep with their friends, who are only trying to prove to them that i'm not all i make myself out to be, which is apparently acceptable behavior between women
AdrenalineMime
about 10 years
im SURE sgr will read all this
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i sleep with all of my ex-girlfriends enemies, part of a plot to make them jealous, but only because i have no self-control on my part
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i sleep by myself because i am a lonely manchild with no friends who also never bathes.
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Nice. Good snag too. I was just about to make a really terrible and homophobic joke at your expense, but then I saw you said "no homo", so I guess that doesn't actually make you gay and I'd look like a huge fool for implying as much.
Sims
about 10 years
i sleep with all of my ex-girlfriends' ex-boyfriends to make them jealous, no homo
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ScubaSteve says


belovedprincess says


ScubaSteve says


belovedprincess says

i mean, what's in it for me?


Look at it this way. Every time two girls hook up and get married, it makes one more dude available.


ya, guess i'll just have to start sleeping with dudes


That'll show 'em all.


nah lol
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belovedprincess says


ScubaSteve says


belovedprincess says

i mean, what's in it for me?


Look at it this way. Every time two girls hook up and get married, it makes one more dude available.


ya, guess i'll just have to start sleeping with dudes


That'll show 'em all.
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Quiet, French, Ten/10
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ScubaSteve says


belovedprincess says

i mean, what's in it for me?


Look at it this way. Every time two girls hook up and get married, it makes one more dude available.


ya, guess i'll just have to start sleeping with dudes
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MODSRTHEFKERS says


ScubaSteve says

Also. Genny Heavy = Genny Cream, yes?


Genny Heavy is just regular genesee, the white can. Cream Ale is fine too if that's all you can find. Genny Heavy just sounds funnier.

And don't sweat it man, the allure of epicmafia's charms is tough for a man to hold back on.


I'm ready (Reddi) ((Retti)).
Sims
about 10 years
weird, i'm all of those things
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Anna says


MODSRTHEFKERS says

i know it won't work. she's also in her 30's and engaged, but I can dream.


That makes the relationship more exciting. Gambling with love sounds like an amazing high.


all the girls i want to hook up with are usually older, gay, don't speak english and/or seeing someone. I have bad luck.
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belovedprincess says

i mean, what's in it for me?


Look at it this way. Every time two girls hook up and get married, it makes one more dude available.