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almost 11 years

Took a look at my profile and everyone self deleted. The hell? Helloooo? Is anyone still here?

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ScubaSteve says


Ashelia says


belovedprincess says

asexual


asexual people still have sex


I'll be honest and admit I didn't actually know this.


at the risk of becoming a lecturer, asexuality has layers and it's not just one single thing for everyone. some ace people are chaste, some have sexual trauma and don't like sex in any capacity, some people have sex due to hormones but otherwise ignore sexual desire, etc.
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wait what is bears gender
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do u like always get aroused when ur a passenger in a car like i do bear?
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Why detroit?

or are u trolling...
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Satan says


Ashelia says


belovedprincess says


Ashelia says

as a man who dates men i find that objectionable


do u srs date men bear? like actually do it


have you legitimately not known that i am a gay man


to be fair i only realized like two weeks ago from the feelings thread.....


i used to talk way more about it so i assumed everyone just sort of knew
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Ashelia says


belovedprincess says

asexual


asexual people still have sex


I'll be honest and admit I didn't actually know this.
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belovedprincess says

asexual


asexual people still have sex
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weird lol
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But the DONG?! I can't comprehend it!
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i date and have sex with men, i don't understand what's so hard to understand. i have also dated and had sex with women. it's not a very different idea, fundamentally at least.
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asexual
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Ashelia says


belovedprincess says


Ashelia says

as a man who dates men i find that objectionable


do u srs date men bear? like actually do it


have you legitimately not known that i am a gay man


to be fair i only realized like two weeks ago from the feelings thread.....
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Ashelia says


belovedprincess says


Ashelia says

as a man who dates men i find that objectionable


do u srs date men bear? like actually do it


have you legitimately not know that i am a gay man


gay man and gay man that dates dudes are different things. also all i know is ur bear the mod really

what do dudes do on dates together?
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well, asexual panromantic, but for em it's jsut easier to say gay
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lol
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belovedprincess says


Ashelia says

as a man who dates men i find that objectionable


do u srs date men bear? like actually do it


have you legitimately not known that i am a gay man
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Lashka says

Steve's lasted 50 years safe and healthily.


None of these things are correct.
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yeah just stay in during devils night
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Ashelia says

as a man who dates men i find that objectionable


do u srs date men bear? like actually do it
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Lashka says


ScubaSteve says


Lashka says

I was thinking of moving to Detroit


Well don't. It sucks.


But it's cheap!


I guess. And there's the general outlook around here where everyone agrees that "We can only go uphill from here!!!"

And Kyle, we don't really shoot each other that much anymore. Besides that dude who fired a couple bullets in to a crowd of people at some toddler's birthday block party. That was pretty terrible.
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Steve's lasted 50 years safe and healthily.
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ill stick with tolerable rent and the possibility of living to see next christmas.
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ScubaSteve says


Ashelia says


ScubaSteve says


Ashelia says

i sleep by myself because i am a lonely manchild with no friends who also never bathes.


If you have the free time between all that and ever feel like flying out to Detroit for a few months, you can play on our softball team next session. It's not too expensive, and if you're really short on funds, there's a whole bunch of vacant places around these parts, so rent would be pretty much free.

True story: The city council let the owner of the Detroit Red Wings buy 39 vacant parcels of land on which to build a new arena/entertainment district for a grand total of 1 US dollar.


i probably would be terrible at softball


It's easy and probably the least athletically demanding sport in existence.


i am a physical rock that has no ability to athleticize
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Ashelia says


ScubaSteve says


Ashelia says

i sleep by myself because i am a lonely manchild with no friends who also never bathes.


If you have the free time between all that and ever feel like flying out to Detroit for a few months, you can play on our softball team next session. It's not too expensive, and if you're really short on funds, there's a whole bunch of vacant places around these parts, so rent would be pretty much free.

True story: The city council let the owner of the Detroit Red Wings buy 39 vacant parcels of land on which to build a new arena/entertainment district for a grand total of 1 US dollar.


i probably would be terrible at softball


It's easy and probably the least athletically demanding sport in existence.