Output: You reach for your shiv. It's not there! At this point the crowd starts to pile on top of you. Everything goes black. You see someone in a blue shirt.

Input: Ruin protagonist status by speaking.

Output: "Are you having fun GAYLY?" Dad says. He turns to you. "ARE ARE ARE.." he stutters with a deepened voice. His skin starts peeling off. "...GAYLY?" He starts clawing at you, but you escape his grip.

Input: Kill him with your Nitro Charged Shiv.

Output: "Come, GAYLY. You're not afraid of your old man are ya?" he says. He takes you by the hand and you both walk into the closet. You find yourself at the circus. And there you see it. People having FUN.

Input: Change of heart! Enjoy this time with your dad.

Output: You kick down the door. You see your father standing near the fireplace. "Gayly, my son. I miss you." he says. "Come. Let's go." He extends his hand out.

Input: Relive a traumatic childhood memory.

Output: You walk down the hallway which seems to get longer and longer as you go on. You start running and finally get to the door.

Input: Kick the door down.

Output: You get up to check the clock. It's not moving. You try to set it, but it doesn't work. You decide to leave your room.

Input: Go down the hallway to Dad's study.

Output: You open your eyes to see your mother standing over you. "GAYLY, it's time for dinner. Your father will be home soon." she says as she walks out the room.

Input: Check the clock.

Output: Back up has arrived! "Take em out, boys." General Hungwell says. Before anyone can react the team is tranquilized. You pass out...

Input: WAKE UP.

Output: The man uses Backup! "This is General Hungwell demanding back up!" he yells. Luap charges for ^-^!

Output: Which attack should Luap use?

Input: ^-^

Output: Luap steps up to the battlefield. It's time to take action!

Input: Attacks.

Output: You attempt to stab the man, but he's too fast and deflects your attack. He slams on the breaks causing you to fly through the windshield. -Cue Battle Music-

Input: Send out Luap.

Output: "Hmm. So we should look for Platypops now? Good thinking, there's no challenge in hunting a wounded animal. We'll let him feed on his Kennypaste and try again." Luap says. "All of my gathered information leads me to Meme Swamp. That is where we'll find Platypops."

You and your team start to head south towards Meme Swamp. As you're walking the whirring sounds of helicopters fades in. A horde of GMV trucks race to the burning village. One truck pulls up on the side of the road and a man gets out of the truck. "What in the world are children doing out here? Have you not heard the news? The Sandbox Psychiatric Village burned to the ground. Hundreds of people have died...and dozens of freaks escaped. We need to get you off these streets and somewhere safe. Where do you live?" He says. "Hi I'm g-" Nitro starts before getting cut off by Luap. "We live near Meme Swamp!" She says.

Everyone gets into the truck. The man starts it up and begins driving to Meme Swamp. Take action!

Input: Feed your homicidal tendencies and murder the man.

Output: You take the crew back to Kenny's body, however he's gone! Luap kneels on the ground. "It's fresh, but not fresh enough. There's no way for me to track him. What should we do?" she says.

Input: Look for Platypops.

Output: "Thank you! And to think I was gonna kill you if you said no..." she says. "I'm a lobby owner collector. Have you seen any of these lobby owners?" She hands you photos. Luapnor has joined your team! Christopherzilla has joined your team!



Input: Take everyone to Kenny's body. Game Saved!

Output: You throw your Meme Ball, but Luapnor jumps from the bushes and deflects it. "Hey! This dinosaur is mine!" She shouts. "You guys nearly took down my Christopherzilla... Hm maybe you guys can help me?"

Input: Help Luapnor.

Output: You open your bag...

Input: Meme Ball

Output: GAYLY attacks with his Nitro Charged Shiv! Critical hit! You've got him now! | Christopherzilla HP: 1/100

Input: Bag!

Output: You have equipped a Meme Gun to Nitro! Nitro got a power boost! What will you do next?

Input: Switch to GAYLY

Output: Pepe attacks with his Meme Gun. Christopherzilla retaliates with Delete Custom Emote. CRITICAL HIT! Pepe died! Pepe has dropped a Meme Ball! Pepe has dropped a Meme Gun! Christopherzilla HP: 50/100

Input: Equip Meme Gun to Nitro.

Output: GAYLY attacks with his Nitro Charged Shiv! Chris shouts racial slurs effecting the whole group. Please select an action... | Christopherzilla HP: 75/100

Input: Switch to Pepe

Output: Pepe has joined your team! Christopherzilla fills with rage! BOSS BATTLE! Who makes the first move?

Input: GAYLY

Output: You make Nitro a new leg, then set out on your journey. You're walking down the road when you see two green people fighting. Which side do you choose?

Input: The sad looking one in a speedo.

Output: The town goes up in flames. The cries of countless people can be heard. You cauterize Nitro's horrid wound...

Input: Build him a makeshift peg leg from nearby trees.

Output: You snap Nitro's leg in half. The guard stands there mortified as you craft a shiv. "FREEZE!" He yells. You charge at him and stab him in the trachea. He's down for the count. (+300 EXP)

Input: Burn the town down.