Output: Luap's support ability highlights weak points. Shrek: 290/300

Input: Attack his dink.

Output: The battle begins! You stab Shrek with your Nitro Charged Shiv. "Ogres have layers." He whispers. Shrek uses Belch. The smell of rotten onions fills the air. Shrek: 290/300

Input: Intellect Support: Luap

Output: "THIS HERE IS MY SWAMP!" Shrek boasts. "KEEP! OUT!" -severerly intense battle music- Shrek: 300/300

Input: Attack with your Nitro Charged Shiv.

Outout: Nilla casts a spell of protection. Sky Penitentiary hits the ground. "HI IM GAY! screams Nitro. The spell didn't get to him in time leaving part of his arm expose. It's gone. "WHO'S IN MY SWAMP?"

Input: Lead with GAYLY.

Output: Everyone runs to the control room where they find Nitro and bae [redacted]. Nilla and Luap stare in discomfort. You smile. "GAYLY!" Luap screams. You look to see the ground getting closer.

Input: Have Nilla cast a protection spell.

Output: He's got you on the control panel [redacted] your [redacted] while you [redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted]. Everything is going great until you push up against the auto pilot switch turning it off. Sky Penitentiary begins to descend immediately.

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[Switched to GAYLY]
You're running through the corridors looking for an exit. Up ahead you see familiar faces. It's Luap and the boy from your dream. "This way! To the hangar!" Luap yells. The three of you make it to the hangar. The entire Sky Penitentiary staff has evacuated, leaving one aircraft behind.

You run to it and jump in. "Burn in hell!" screams General Hungwell as he kicks you out. The final aircraft starts to hover away.

Input: Look for the control room to try and land this.

Output: "Hi....I'm gay." you seductively say. The guard looks at you. He instantly pulls you away into an empty control room . He starts to [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]. Where should you [redacted] next?

Input: On the control panel.

Output: "Please complete the main story to unlock the DLC." You continue the game. [Switched to Nitro] You're being escorted to your cell by a super cute guard...

Input: Woo him.

Output: You debate on going out tonight, but you realize you have no friends. :^) You decide to check out the new DLC.

Input: Way of Error

Output: Download complete! New DLC available! Press A to start.

Input: Close game and go outside.

Output: You let go. You start your monologue in your head. "NOT TODAY." Luap says as she grabs your hand. She pulls you up. "We've got work to do."

Input: Save game and download latest patch.

Output: [Switched to Nilla] You're being shaken around in your cell. The entire back wall of your cell rips out exposing the 40k ft drop. You start sliding down...

Input: Let go and be free of this demented world.

Output: Suddenly you're jerked forward. Your cell door swings open. You take this opportunity to search the nearby cells.

Input: Swap to Nilla.

Output: [Switched to Luap] You're sitting in your cell plotting your escape when suddenly you feel a shaking...

Input: Get closer to the door.

Output: You build up rage and go full zilla. You charge through a wall as you leave your tail smacks into Kenny slaming him against the wall. He dies instantly. Quick and painless. [SWAP CHARACTERS]

Input: Swap to Luap.

Output: [Switched to Chris] You're currently chained up. Bzzt! You receive a series of shocks.
"Haha! Welcome to Sky Penitentiary, my friend. How is your conversion going along." General Hungwell says as he walks into the room.
Bzzt! You receive more shocks.
"It's no use, Sir. Converting him for weaponization is tougher than i thought...they all are." Kenny says.
"Then you know what must be done. Kill them. All of them." Hungwell commands.
"But, Sir..." Kenny says.
"They are easily replaceable. You're easily replaceable." he responds. General Hungwell cackles as he walks out of the room.

Kenny walks over to the main console. He releases you...

Input: Rampage through building.

Output: Floris struts towards you. "You like this, baby?" she whispers. She removes her gun and poses with it. "I'm a naughty girl." she gets closer, but loses her balance. Floris falls over accidentally setting off the gun. Her brains splatter all over. You lick your lips and pick up the gun. The alarm goes of and you dash out the door.
[SWAP CHARACTERS]

Input: Swap to Chris.

Output: You stare at her. She finally turns around, it's love at first sight. "I..You.." she stutters. She frantically unlocks the door. "Just take me, Gayly!" she says. She practically throws herself at you.

Input: Make love to her.

Output: You see a beautiful girl who seems to be around your age. She's clearly a new recruit. Get her attention!

Input: Stare at her until she notices you.

Output: You start bashing your head against the glass. "GUARDS!" Kenny yells. The guards tranquilize you and you wake up in a cell. You look out the cell door to see a...

Input: Beautiful girl.

Output: You swim down, but no luck. Gasping for air you finally look up to see Kenny. "Oh, Gayly. How sloppy of you to get yourself caught. You had it coming though." he says. "After what you did to me. You just left me there to die." Kenny steps closer to the glass. "All I wanted was to be your friend, but you don't have to worry about that anymore. Your options are slim: Work for us or suffer."

Input: Smash head against glass. (Reject)

Output: You close your eyes. It goes silent. You're submerged in water. Are you awake?

Input: Swim down.

Output: Nillager casts a spell of light! It's not effective at all! The beast grabs Nillager. "WAKE UP!" he says before being crushed. Poof! Nillager is gone.

Input: Wake up?

Output: You pick up the sword. All other options vanish. "ARE YOU HAVING FUN GAYLY?" The creature booms. It slashes at you. "WATCH OUT!" the mysterious blue shirted figure says. Nillager has joined your team!

Input: Nillager - Cast an attack spell.

Output: No words come out. The person turns around. "GAYLY..." He says. The floor collapses beneath you. A massive Siamese creature resembling your parents falls from the sky. "IT'S TIME FOR DINNER GAYLY."

Input: Pick up the Sword.