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Arcbell

about 10 years

This is not a complaint, I am rather enjoying this, and have no reason to ask that it stop.

Here is a list of really amusing reports:

https://epicmafia.com/report/140442 - Nillager no-vios because GRS isn't moderated in unranked.... except the game is ranked. Mist explains the situation, and yet the appeal sits in open reports for 6 hours. Giga and Jaleb vote to overturn, but apperantly need more confirmation before overturning the obvious GRS. Report remains open after Jaleb finally changes the verdict.
https://epicmafia.com/report/140441 - Moocow doles out an exploit abuse vio for a foxie heart.
https://epicmafia.com/report/140466 - Jaleb doesn't understand.
https://epicmafia.com/report/140450 - Note for saying "gay"
https://epicmafia.com/report/140630 - lol
https://epicmafia.com/report/142558
https://epicmafia.com/report/144221 - Jaleb gives a violation for someone telling someone to self delete
https://epicmafia.com/report/147143 - Dude buys 100 dollar username "69" and gets reported for inappropriate name. Mods were merciful.
https://epicmafia.com/report/146819 - gay is HC
https://epicmafia.com/report/150390 - "It looks pretty bad so I'd watch out. Noted." note for cheating.

Don't take this too seriously I know you guys are new and I don't blame ya or anything I'm just poking fun.

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Arcbell says

slow no matter what anyone told u growing up... u deserve friends!

Hey now, I like Slow, and I'm pretty sure Sims does so he has 2 friends. He just needs to stop behaving like a complete child about modding.

Arcbell

almost 10 years

slow no matter what anyone told u growing up... u deserve friends!

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I thought so.

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Excellent work.

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The first result of the Google search "the first time i met him".

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Where's that from, Mitch?

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DiscoOwl says

Twist says

Nah Bill actually does that it's just that he's got no intention of hurting people.

The first time I met Alex ...

I thought he was super, super weird on our first date. Like, possibly a crazy person.
Mainly because he showed me pics of a disembodied b(oo)b on his phone (that he had biopsied for cancer; he's not a serial killer, just a dr) and gave me a (long, meandering, weird) lecture about the importance of doing self-breast exams so a not to end up like said disembodied .
I texted me bff immediately after all, "I HAVE THE BEST STORY, I WENT ON A DATE WITH A CRAZY NUTTER". But then we had this great conversation over text, and our first date was pretty great until all the talk, which all led to a really great second date, and he was like, 'I can't believe you went out with me again, I was just nervous, and you asked about my job, and I way word-vomited'
Anyway, I tell that story all the time now, his family thought it was hysterical at Thanksgiving. His mom laughed so hard she cried actual tears, lol. So now we have a really great first date story :)
And he sends us all - my family and his - the occasional cautionary email (look at this lung! Don't smoke, all of you! Check out this leg bone! That white part is cancer, and it has replaced the whole bone! Go straight to the dr when you have pain!).
I don't even know, you guys. I find it really endearing now?

Arcbell

almost 10 years

semester*

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well fall semestre is coming up and i'll probably take a CH course

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SlowBear says

DiscoOwl says

SlowBear says

i guess by not liking billstickers i must be friendless.

Yeah because that's what I said...

well you jump to extremes when making character judgements and basically said that if i hold a dude accountable for what he says/does i must be soemone with approx. 0 friends irl, so if that's not what you meant then i might need to retake high school english

Looks like you need to retake high school English.

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DiscoOwl says

SlowBear says

i guess by not liking billstickers i must be friendless.

Yeah because that's what I said...

well you jump to extremes when making character judgements and basically said that if i hold a dude accountable for what he says/does i must be soemone with approx. 0 friends irl, so if that's not what you meant then i might need to retake high school english

Arcbell

almost 10 years

SlowBear says

Arcbell says

SlowBear says

i guess by not liking billstickers i must be friendless.

finally something we agree on.. we should bond over this, slow

you're not worth friendship.

yes i am! ):

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SlowBear says

i guess by not liking billstickers i must be friendless.

Yeah because that's what I said...

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Arcbell says

SlowBear says

i guess by not liking billstickers i must be friendless.

finally something we agree on.. we should bond over this, slow

you're not worth friendship.

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Twist says

Nah Bill actually does that it's just that he's got no intention of hurting people.

The first time I met Alex, I completely wrote him off because of his little spat with appleofmyeye, specifically the comments that he'd made to projectmatt. After spending a long time with him on the forums, I realised that he's actually a really decent guy, and even though I do not condone some of his input, I'm willing to overlook it.

Arcbell

almost 10 years

SlowBear says

i guess by not liking billstickers i must be friendless.

finally something we agree on.. we should bond over this, slow

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Arcbell says

SlowBear says

i'm actually pretty harmless and nice to all my friends, i'm just mean to you because you are a bad person who emotionally disturbs my friends.

you're just mean when you dont get your way actually lol

coincidentally i tend to be the meanest in my life when i'm happiest, so i don't really get where this post comes from

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i guess by not liking billstickers i must be friendless.

Arcbell

almost 10 years

SlowBear says

i'm actually pretty harmless and nice to all my friends, i'm just mean to you because you are a bad person who emotionally disturbs my friends.

you're just mean when you dont get your way actually lol

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Nah Bill actually does that it's just that he's got no intention of hurting people.

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SlowBear says

DiscoOwl says

I'm not sure why you would think that BillStickers is a bad person.

might have something to do with habitually making fun of people with mental illness and using ableist slurs remorselessly.

This isn't something that I've seen him do, nor is it something that I would imagine is indicative of him as a person. He had a knack for being respectful and considerate towards most people, especially those who showed him the same. If you want to define someone by one negative trait, then you're probably looking at a life without friendship.

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DiscoOwl says

I'm not sure why you would think that BillStickers is a bad person.

might have something to do with habitually making fun of people with mental illness and using ableist slurs remorselessly.

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I don't see Arcbell suiciding out of your games and spending your tokens on stickering Prevail.

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I'm not sure why you would think that BillStickers is a bad person.

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mist says

SlowBear says

Arcbell says

Quest says

Yeah he sure has balls publicly making terrible posts lol

well i mean everymod knows that vio slow gave is but jaleb is the only one who isn't too afraid of the big bad ogre to say so.

i'm actually pretty harmless and nice to all my friends, i'm just mean to you because you are a bad person who emotionally disturbs my friends.

Funnily enough, that's the exact same justification Arcbell gave for screwing with billstickers.

to be fair billstickers is a bad person, arcbell just happened to target all the other relatively decent folk on the mod team