So basically, Steve had an e-crush on this EM girl, and then got drunk, and told her how he was fapping with a jar of Mayo and thinking about her
o my god this is better than any of my expectations
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i haven't read any of this thread except the part where jana called zwink cute and i think that was enough
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So there was this girl that I got close to and was interested in and stuff and we were talking or whatever. I drunk dialed her one night when I was at my buddy's and we talked on the phone for a bit, and apparently when someone knocked on the room I was in and asked what the hell I was doing in there for so long, I drunkenly yelled the first thing that came to mind: that I was banging a jar of mayo.