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So there was this girl that I got close to and was interested in and stuff and we were talking or whatever. I drunk dialed her one night when I was at my buddy's and we talked on the phone for a bit, and apparently when someone knocked on the room I was in and asked what the hell I was doing in there for so long, I drunkenly yelled the first thing that came to mind: that I was banging a jar of mayo.
Follow up: Mafia girl thought it was hilarious and made a thread about it the next day.