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PSA: UniversalStudios Win Rate

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https://epicmafia.com/user/39155/statistics for quick reference whenever he offers an opinion about ranked mafia

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Triumphant says

Your posts are about as lame as the missionary position sex you will receive for 3 days following your honeymoon


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good nite sonseray pls dream of me
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Good night "Triumphant"
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Good night!
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UniversalStudios says

We're going to play by my rules since you put my name in the topic.



A burn will get a response.

A flow will get a .gif.

Anything inbetween will get a commentary.




Your posts are about as lame as the missionary position sex you will receive for 3 days following your honeymoon
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Not sure if you just took a jab at both my religion and my race with that post, but it's a nice try regardless.
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Anna says

I would crap post too but mods would insta vio me :(


I feel responsible for this post and it makes me feel kinda sad :[
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We're going to play by my rules since you put my name in the topic.



A burn will get a response.

A flow will get a .gif.

Anything inbetween will get a commentary.
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Triumphant3m 51s

Triumphant2m 30s
Triumphant1m 26s
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Triumphant says



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I guess I wouldn't cry myself to sleep or beat off 4 times a day if I found Jesus. Jesus was black, you know
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If I spent all day posting about how players should improve at a game I'm one of the worst ever at I'd cry myself to sleep and beat off 4 times a day. I'm not saying you do those things though, I'm just saying I would
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UniversalStudios says

Because your life is miserable and you think fame on an internet site in a pointfarm meta maters.


My life is miserable and I'm a fame-thirst nobody trying to reinvent himself as a secret alt

But your win rate is 43%. That has to be frustrating for you, since most fancy pants players are better than that
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haha, so many chokeslams. in one thread!
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UniversalStudios says

Because you life is miserable and you think fame on an internet sit in a pointfarm meta maters.


It never mattered.
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Because your life is miserable and you think fame on an internet site in a pointfarm meta maters.
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I would crap post too but mods would insta vio me :(
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I think everyone should care about my win rate, why else would I post about it?
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I think 3 people stating they don't care about OP's win rate rustled his Jimmies.
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Aww someone's upset.