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For a movie that best describes you.

Football.
9
Manchester United
4
Chelsea
2
Stoke
1
Joey Barton
1
Swansea
1
Southampton
1
Tottenham Hotspur
0
Arsenal
0
Manchester City
0
Everton
over 9 years

Harrold says


Katie says

harry WTF


Do you want me to put effort in to this?


you gave satan pulp fiction and i got bend it like beckham
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Katie says

harry WTF


Do you want me to put effort in to this?
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randomdude96 says

thats brilliant





Yes Man.

I've never even heard of this film, but I wanted to pick it simply for the title. I don't know you all that well, but quite frankly you are a 'yes man'. You are laid back, and are quite happy to just plod along, minding your own business whilst being a friendly chap.
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Kelly says


Harrold says

I think even the smaller things you do (yesterday for example) are absolutely wild.


wat did i even do?


Rat.
Car.
Wildlife.
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hedger says

hahah




Donnie Brasco.

I love this film. If you haven't seen it, watch it. Much like Donnie Brasco, I think your time spent with the mafia has occluded some of your judgement as a person. Fundamentally, you are still you, a caring and great person. I enjoy our conversations and I think you have peoples' best interests at heart. Though, sometimes I think this website has taken a toll on you and it has acted as a bad influence. You get caught up in things occasionally, and I think it's quite unnatural if you regard the way that you came across in the preliminary stages of our friendship.
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Harrold says

I think even the smaller things you do (yesterday for example) are absolutely wild.


wat did i even do?
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nashi says

harvey bud


I honestly don't know you well enough dude, sorry.
over 9 years
Film me harrold
over 9 years
oh another one of these?
over 9 years
I would like a movie too, gnight
over 9 years

Harrold says


BearGuru says

im posting for a movie that describes me




Stars Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace.

You are like the Anakin Skywalker of EpicMafia.com, but you're as annoying as Jar Jar Binks.


NOW THIS IS PODRACING
over 9 years
right here fam
over 9 years

Harrold says


Katie says

ok i'm intrigued




Bend it like Beckham.

You may not be the best footballer, but you are a huge gay. Huge bender Katie. Makes you fitting for Jasper really.


harry WTF
over 9 years
I love Notting Hill
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Okay I'll do more later, I need to go and interview someone.
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Katie says

ok i'm intrigued




Bend it like Beckham.

You may not be the best footballer, but you are a huge gay. Huge bender Katie. Makes you fitting for Jasper really.
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BearGuru says

im posting for a movie that describes me




Stars Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace.

You are like the Anakin Skywalker of EpicMafia.com, but you're as annoying as Jar Jar Binks.
over 9 years
dang thats a good pick, appreciate it.
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Satan says

posting




Pulp Fiction.

You and I are pretty different. We didn't like each other for a long time, but we share a common goal. With time, the differences simmered out and we became good friends.
over 9 years
I feel extremely insulted, I think I got so rekt that I got enough basis for an harassment report
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Evil says

Do me if you so choose. I'm interested to see what you pick.




Notting Hill.

I'm not actually picking this for the film. I'm picking this because you're a bit like EpicMafia.com's Hugh Grant. Polite, well mannered, well spoken; basically just your apple-pie kind of guy. Everything that you've projected on to the forums has been positive, friendly and completely unassuming. You're more than happy to bear yourself as a friendly individual, no matter which thread you end up posting in. The toxicity of this website has not consumed you, and I hope that this remains the case. Kind of ironic for someone with your username.
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blacksnakemoan says

bet you can't do me


You're right.
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TheOnlyJazznation1 says

Movies!!!




White Men Can't Jump.

Like Woody Harrelson, you possess the characteristics of a stereotypical 90's white man in a basketball court. You might be tall, but you are terrible when it comes to dunking the mafia.
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Edark says

what about ME




Super.

Because you're a massive nerd who thinks himself far more highly than he actually should. You wanted to be a moderator for a long time, fighting the crime of EpicMafia.com. get rekt emil.
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Tashie says

maggot




Being John Malkovich.

Tashie, you're great. You have some social restrictions that resemble someone of a celebrity status. Your reservations are extremely neurotic and sometimes I can't quite fathom how you come to the conclusions about situations that you do. I think it's safe to say that your life is incredibly admirable, and much desired by those who you are happy enough to share your personal gibble-gabble with. For the general riff-raff like myself, I'm quite sure that there are many who would love to indulge in some of the talents you possess.