Also my poll has yielded the exact results that I'd expected. In other words, Manchester United have plastic fans.
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I'll do more later.
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Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
The comparisons aren't obvious, but I believe there is much resemblance for you and this film. The two main characters, Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton will both be used as a point of reference for this description. I'll split them in to two parts.
Even though I believe you to be more serious and more intelligent than our protagonist, I still find much of what you do to be quite comical for the wrong reasons. This is down to your rash decision making, and the moral judgements you hold when exposing your rationale. I think you possess a similar kind of warmth as Ricky Bobby, however misconstrued it may be from time to time. You're successful in what you do and I think you enjoy being in a position where success is prevalent.
As for Cal Naughton, he's a good friend but he's bloody pigheaded and bullish every so often. He means well, but some of the things he does puts him in a position of compromise. He sticks his nose in to the wrong places and finds himself to be in far deeper than a puddle, which was his original intent. He's not a malicious individual, but some of his actions come across as quite harmful.
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.
Easy going, friendly, accepting and adorable. I don't think there's a girl on EpicMafia.com who knows you and doesn't love you; a real charmer. But like Austin Powers, you're also a little bit of a man of mystery for two reasons. One, you popped up out of nowhere to destroy the EMI competition. Two, I only found out recently that you run the EM Facebook page (though my sources might be incorrect).
You are Demi Moore. You were once an innocent and sweet chap, trying to live as humbly as possible on EpicMafia.com (Woody Harrelson). This was, of course, until one day, when abc (Robert Redford) showed up to tempt you away in to a world of sin. You loved it and things have never been the same again.
Wow that was surprisingly accurate, I really liked it a lot
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I'm Not There.
For the biggest ISP'er I know, well, next to BigBeef.
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American Psycho.
Hear me out on this one, I know it sounds bad. Don't worry, I know you don't have the tendencies that Christian Bale's character exhibits, but I can rationalise this choice quite coherently I feel. The reason I picked this is because I find that the leading role is an extremely contradictory individual. He's exemplary at his line of work, and he disciplines himself with precision regarding his business cards and routine, though he also displays the self control of an infant at times.
To expand: As a person, you contradict much of what I know about people as a whole. I think you're very intelligent, but it's a trait that has some trouble surfacing. Some things you say absolutely rattle and astound me, but you are not scared to wear a bit of stupidity on your sleeve. I find it refreshing as it demonstrates your innate innocence and modesty. You are easily satisfied, but never truly happy. Outgoing but extremely closed off. I think that you are your own worst enemy from time to time and you convince yourself to panic over the silliest things. And whilst we're on the theme of contradictions, for someone who manages money for a living, you're pretty useless with it.
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well it's probably a good thing I don't snap u other things then
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Wedding Crashers.
I see you, Devante. I know what you're up to. You're thirsty for Caroline and you need to Lay Off Of That Woman. She's spoken for, get your own.
