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Round 300 Discussion

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Congratulations to the winners of Round 297!



Good luck to the participants of Round 300!

Join the competition!!


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i actually met the rotate your owl guy back in undergrad when he was a guest for our physiology lab.

apparently he was on the moon or something and he did the weird thing with his mouth when he was rotating one of my friends using an office chair to demonstrate
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lmagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there’s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.
That’s what life is like to me.
I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love.
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maaaaaaaaan
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season 1 i only just started bc im going to dubrovnik this summer so i need to know what kings landing looks like
over 9 years
I think it's time to get me to 500 points so I can plus alise's great post
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which season
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Calvin says

why up sincel 3 am


I worked today 4am-8am & then drove straight to Katie's (which took me 4 hours and 20 minutes haha blaze it lol)

i'm now watching game of thrones & waiting for katie to finish work so i can get pizza and go to bed
over 9 years
Thanks for the great post. I too am interested in your research into the differences in harvested human semen from the gonads of men of differing racial backgrounds - especially due to my field observations referencing different viscosity, temperature, and density.
My main question regarding your future work is what is the feasability of procuring medical grade gorilla or chimpanzee (higher primate) on the market? A quick check with normal mainstream supply routes leads me to question the quality of spunk available on the market (it seems to be more geared towards the amateur semenologist). Without freshly procured ape ejaculate, I think your future experiments may not have a stable scientific baseline to draw from.
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why up since 3 am
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I think I just accidentally deleted a justrec post when the trash can loaded under my finger, sorry justrec
over 9 years
on a related note, I've been up since 3am. ama
over 9 years
If i take this round thread horribly off topic, will those gosh darned mods be FORCED to move it out of the EM subforum?????
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Red heart testing is good for epic mafia because new players can learn a lot from veterans before they veg
over 9 years
Rutgers was extremely obvious D1, and I was shocked no one was willing to lynch him.
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who wanna play a game of mafia
over 9 years
yeah he was really getting out of line towards the end there.

also it's nice that we successfully had a PR/PR cross day 1. Good work, everyone.
over 9 years
If a mod doesn't fix this idiot. https://epicmafia.com/report/136054
over 9 years
demod me whilst you're at it
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demod her anyway it rolls off of the tongue much better than de-admin
over 9 years
but bell isnt a mod