Do you fish often Apostasy? It's one of my favorite hobbies

Wait Zovea you didn't post a fishing story does this mean you've never gone fishing? If you have, prove it.

I caught a 100 foot fish one time. it was in a lake. it was cool. any other cool fishing stories out there?

Zovea I think you're a weirdo dude. I'm not trying to prove to epicmafia that I have friends or that I catch fish. I'm trying to swap some fishing stories. If you have some fishing stories, feel free to participate.

I'm a vegetarian so I just do catch and release, which might seem lame but I just enjoy drinking beer and smoking weed out on the lake. Around here you can only catch trout and salmon, but deep sea fishing is where it's at. I've seen drunk navy dudes stomp a blacktip shark to death at 8 AM out in Virginia Beach.

Why would you talk about these imaginary friend and fish on EM if you weren't actually going to share?

Like, why do I care to show EpicMafia my fish? I made this thread because I wanted to swap some fishing stories, not because I wanted to show EpicMafia how cool my fish are

I've only been out fishing once and it owned. I went out with my uncle on Lake Erie at like 5 in the morning and we caught a couple Walleye, but I didn't catch anything big enough to keep and eat.

That's white privilege for you. I'd rather not be fined.

I think you're missing the point here dude. Why would I want to post pictures of my fish on epicmafia?

Fishing is so elite that posting pics of your catch or the scenery is beneath you.

You don't need a fishing license unless you're trying to follow the law, which we weren't.

Because most people, they wouldn't care about proving to EpicMafia that they went fishing. I think if I were to post proof that I went fishing on epicmafia, I'd literally institutionalize myself because that is just not a sane thing to do

The only fishing worth doing is on a boat in the middle of a lake, but they want money if you're trying to do that legally and it's boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring.

Zovea do you think maybe I'm satisfied that my IRL friends that I went fishing with know that I went fishing with them, and maybe I don't care very much about whether EpicMafia believes that I went fishing? Maybe I just wanted to talk about fishing, after having gone fishing?

Typing "r" and "s" take considerable effort too.

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You realize my aggressive use of puush kept this forum honest. You can argue with memory if you like, but arguing with a screenshot of the very thing you're lying about, now that's just gold.

If you trip was worth anything, you'd have something to show for it, preferably a fish.

Hahaha holy crap

You realize my aggressive use of puush kept this forum honest. You can argue with memory if you like, but arguing with a screenshot of the very thing you're lying about, now that's just gold.

If you trip was worth anything, you'd have something to show for it, preferably a fish.

Zovea, do you like fishing?

"You like fishing? Prove it nerd. You don't like fishing, you just SAID you like fishing"

Asking me to post proof that I went fishing is probably the single-most downright pathetic thing I've ever seen on this site, because it implies both that you don't think Epicmafia people can enjoy fishing and that you think people should be obligated to post proof of what they do for fun on The Epicmafia forums lest the EpicMafia PeoPle not believe them

Weirder yet, you came into this thread asking me to post proof that I went fishing like normal people save proof of their adventures into the big bad outdoors lest the internet people not believe that they slayed Smaug

Well no, my concern with your puush folders is that saving internet things from 4 years ago is weird and I can't understand why you would want to do it.

Your only concerns with my puush folder are that they contain proof of your lies about your past behavior, something you yourself could prevent by just telling the truth.