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Fishing

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Any EM fisherman who've caught anything besides catfish?

Satan
about 10 years

Sonrio says

youre a shark


that makes me even better of a fisher
Sonrio
about 10 years
youre a shark
Satan
about 10 years
being a marine biologist, i have gone seine fishing and caught many fish. mostly flounder, some small fish, a lot of snapper
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i'm not sure if it was a tortoise or a turtle, but it was awesome. i literally ducked and everything
deletedabout 10 years
i have been fishing literally hundreds of times but never once caught a fish. it might have had something to do with the fact that there were zero fish where i went fishing tho, that or all the drugs and alcohol i used consume going fishing, or maybe i am a just bad fisherman. hey, a tortoise once swam out of a television screen at me before tho, real 3D perfection, not like u get with them stupid glasses.

sorry, stream of consciousness lol. i'm glad i never caught a fish. poor fishes
Hibiki
about 10 years
sonseray man, get an avatar
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Steven says


Apostasy says

I can't wait until America conquers the foreigners and forces them all to speak English


Even if they don't, it's inevitable. All other languages will die, one day


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Good, I didn't plan on learning any of the other languages any damn way
Steven
about 10 years

Apostasy says

I can't wait until America conquers the foreigners and forces them all to speak English


Even if they don't, it's inevitable. All other languages will die, one day
deletedabout 10 years
I can't wait until America conquers the foreigners and forces them all to speak English
Steven
about 10 years
Quisiera ser un pez

Para tocar mi nariz en tu pecera

Y hacer burbujas de amor por donde quiera
deletedabout 10 years
This is probably the only EM thread ever where I'd be ecstatic to find out I was being trolled. I'd laugh along and say "Haha, I'm so stupid. At least these people aren't as weird as I thought though"
Steven
about 10 years
I do smell something fishy though. Maybe he is not that good, or he hasn't fished in a long time.
Steven
about 10 years
I would like to vouch for my pal sonseray here. Only a true fisherman would know the shame of catching catfish
Laexio
about 10 years
the only thing fishy about this thread is the way zovea fished sonseray for 5 pages
Edark
about 10 years

jesusofnazareth says

sweet talking liar, spin me a yarn
tell me a story, big as a barn
don't stop listening, i won't hear you out
i'm gonna go fishing and catch me a trout


hahahaha
deletedabout 10 years
Winston "Sonseray" Smith had been beaten, tortured, and humiliated by the epic mafia general discussion forum goers. He was even turned against his true love, Justrec. He wanted to stick to his beliefs, but he could no longer bare the humiliation of people believing that he lied about going fishing to the internet


He posted a picture of the fish.


He Loved Big Bother.
bernin
about 10 years
Only people who never fish take pictures of their fish.
deletedabout 10 years
sweet talking liar, spin me a yarn
tell me a story, big as a barn
don't stop listening, i won't hear you out
i'm gonna go fishing and catch me a trout
Sonrio
about 10 years
How can you prove he's never gone fishing?
Arcbell
about 10 years
Sonseray, promise you'll never delete this topic, and I'll believe you about going fishing, even without proof.
deletedabout 10 years
That's it, I'm done. I refuse to believe that I'm not being trolled and if I am not being trolled I don't want to be a human anymore, I'd rather be a fish.
deletedabout 10 years
A can of worms, that you've never fished with
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The craziest thing is that I can only assume that people who would consider the possibility that I am lying about going fishing would also consider lying about going fishing themselves, and that thought just opens a whole can of worms that I don't think I want to peer into.
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Apostasy says

Epic Mafia might literally be the only place in the entire universe that you will get accused of lying about going fishing. This website is gross sometimes


It's also the only place where people lies about going fishing, for whatever reason.
deletedabout 10 years
Epic Mafia might literally be the only place in the entire universe that you will get accused of lying about going fishing. This website is gross sometimes