Epicmafia

Satan

over 9 years

Sonrio says

youre a shark

that makes me even better of a fisher

Sonrio

over 9 years

youre a shark

Satan

over 9 years

being a marine biologist, i have gone seine fishing and caught many fish. mostly flounder, some small fish, a lot of snapper

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i'm not sure if it was a tortoise or a turtle, but it was awesome. i literally ducked and everything

deletedover 9 years

i have been fishing literally hundreds of times but never once caught a fish. it might have had something to do with the fact that there were zero fish where i went fishing tho, that or all the drugs and alcohol i used consume going fishing, or maybe i am a just bad fisherman. hey, a tortoise once swam out of a television screen at me before tho, real 3D perfection, not like u get with them stupid glasses.

sorry, stream of consciousness lol. i'm glad i never caught a fish. poor fishes

Hibiki

over 9 years

sonseray man, get an avatar

deletedover 9 years

Steven says

Apostasy says

I can't wait until America conquers the foreigners and forces them all to speak English

Even if they don't, it's inevitable. All other languages will die, one day

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Good, I didn't plan on learning any of the other languages any damn way

Steven

over 9 years

Apostasy says

I can't wait until America conquers the foreigners and forces them all to speak English

Even if they don't, it's inevitable. All other languages will die, one day

deletedover 9 years

I can't wait until America conquers the foreigners and forces them all to speak English

Steven

over 9 years

Quisiera ser un pez

Para tocar mi nariz en tu pecera

Y hacer burbujas de amor por donde quiera

deletedover 9 years

This is probably the only EM thread ever where I'd be ecstatic to find out I was being trolled. I'd laugh along and say "Haha, I'm so stupid. At least these people aren't as weird as I thought though"

Steven

over 9 years

I do smell something fishy though. Maybe he is not that good, or he hasn't fished in a long time.

Steven

over 9 years

I would like to vouch for my pal sonseray here. Only a true fisherman would know the shame of catching catfish

Laexio

over 9 years

the only thing fishy about this thread is the way zovea fished sonseray for 5 pages

Edark

over 9 years

jesusofnazareth says

sweet talking liar, spin me a yarn
tell me a story, big as a barn
don't stop listening, i won't hear you out
i'm gonna go fishing and catch me a trout

hahahaha

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Winston "Sonseray" Smith had been beaten, tortured, and humiliated by the epic mafia general discussion forum goers. He was even turned against his true love, Justrec. He wanted to stick to his beliefs, but he could no longer bare the humiliation of people believing that he lied about going fishing to the internet

He posted a picture of the fish.

He Loved Big Bother.

bernin

over 9 years

Only people who never fish take pictures of their fish.

deletedover 9 years

sweet talking liar, spin me a yarn
tell me a story, big as a barn
don't stop listening, i won't hear you out
i'm gonna go fishing and catch me a trout

Sonrio

over 9 years

How can you prove he's never gone fishing?

Arcbell

over 9 years

Sonseray, promise you'll never delete this topic, and I'll believe you about going fishing, even without proof.

deletedover 9 years

That's it, I'm done. I refuse to believe that I'm not being trolled and if I am not being trolled I don't want to be a human anymore, I'd rather be a fish.

deletedover 9 years

A can of worms, that you've never fished with

deletedover 9 years

The craziest thing is that I can only assume that people who would consider the possibility that I am lying about going fishing would also consider lying about going fishing themselves, and that thought just opens a whole can of worms that I don't think I want to peer into.

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Apostasy says

Epic Mafia might literally be the only place in the entire universe that you will get accused of lying about going fishing. This website is gross sometimes

It's also the only place where people lies about going fishing, for whatever reason.

deletedover 9 years

Epic Mafia might literally be the only place in the entire universe that you will get accused of lying about going fishing. This website is gross sometimes

Fishing