starting with the baka who has awakened my wrath

then i'll probably take a break after that and just go bowling

please kill everyone on epicmafia

i'll kill all of you...

Sit the heck down Alex.

No Alex, you got sniped m8.

i put a lot of thought into mine please don't ninja me like this

marry seth, f jonah,

for nick kroll I'd have an epic fight with him and then he'd be on the ground like "i've been beaten... kill me" and i'd say "you're not even worth my blade because i had to google you to find out who the hell you were"

and then he'd fade into a vegetable state fueled by inner turmoil and self-pity.


Solid Snake, Revolver Ocelot, Big Boss

fck jonah hill every time.

peach, kino, hima.

f betty white, marry samberg, kill gates

jonah hill, nick kroll, seth rogen

f kendrick, m bo, k urie

bill gates, betty white, andy samberg

f Christopherzilla, m Hood (sorry Fura), k Jasprar

Bo Burnham, Brendan Urie, Kendrick Lamar

frack will smith, marry bill nye, and kill babe ruth (because he's a zombie by now, duh)

Jasprar, Hood, Christopherzilla

f beyonce, m minaj, k rihanna

will smith, bill nye, babe ruth

that crusty guy because that crust is probably sex juice, kill that damn neckbeard, and marry the laundry basket because they're useful and i love them.

beyonce, nicki minaj, rihanna

marry apple, frick orange (hinata?), kill grape

a neckbeard who wont stop talking about his 1337 cod skills, a laundry basket, and that crusty guy you bumped into the other day

marry weeb kill brony frick yiffer(¬‿¬) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Apple, Orange, Grape

marry psy, kill kisse and frick mitt romney

a brony a yiffer or a weeb

wed christopher bed error behead baba

me psy420 and uhh... Mitt Romney

Dr. Pepper, Marry Dr. Seuss, Kill Dr. Pepper for that sweet peppery goodness.

error, christopherzilla, me

I would make relations with a Birthday cake since it's already inside me, marry Julie Andrews, and kill a squid-- it's my dream.

Dr. Seuss, Dr. Phil, Dr. Pepper

Steve, Marry Mr. Rogers, and Kill Kenan, easy as hell

a squid, a birthday cake, and Julie Andrews

oooh uh
bang Tim Allen, kill Adam Sandler, marry Obama

Steve (from Blues Clues) Mr. Rogers (from Mr. Rogers duh) Kenan Thompson

uhhh dang idk any of those people... kill will farrell, marry jimmy fallon, bang jay leno??? he old according to google tho so that's weird!

fmk adam sandler, tim allen, obama

go with vancy, marry bronto, kill jasprar

Jimmy Fallon, Jay Leno and Will Farrell

marry wink deg, bang fight deg, and kill deg deg

also vancy bronto and jasper