I cant see page 1

if my life was a movie it would be rated r for brief nudity and all the cuss words

can someone please tell me what's actually going on i want to know

patch up those leaky leaks haha.

stop playing sonseray's setup too. play armed & vested or o2r

fisher price dlyv is great

man o man

tumblr what are u doing

stop playing DLYV

or, as i like to call it, the weekend

the time in which the mods realize they have things to do besides administrate epicmafia

oh look, more epicmafia administration drama. it must be that time of the week again.

ive never seen any birds **** but i know they do it because theres like hundreds of them out there, ive seen them

If I had wing feathers for bae to run his fingers through, I would soar the skies and never land again

"sir this is a tobacco free zone" as the cop gets closer he realizes its not a cigar in my mouth but a long thin turd "carry on" he tells me

Lose/Lose situation for Cameron now. If he backs down, he looks like a coward. If he stands firm, he looks like a moron and Miliband gets two hours to slaughter his record on live TV.

What if you're in a really long dream..... and when you die, you wake up in your own real life with memories as a different person, and you'll never remember your dream life because you dont usually remember your dreams

sigh

it's probably the smart thing to do but even still lmao

i'm vegan but i only eat bugs and stuff

Oh, Kerry, did you see http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-31771198 - the idea of the Prime Minister being empty chaired in the leadership debates really made my day.