Epicmafia

Togepi

almost 10 years

BiIIStickers says

You know who I miss? RoughNightBro

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Alright it was HARD coming up with those dong jokes, but knock on WOOD I can leave this thread alone for now.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfZWFDs0LxA

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You know who I miss? RoughNightBro

Sims

almost 10 years

i can't be going on dates when i have to defend epicmafia from bad posts

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Sims says

i am a-freaking-sexual.

A freaky sexual

Togepi

almost 10 years

No Sims and I could have had something special but then he beat me at Mario Kart

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Guys why is that number auto-bolded?

Jill

almost 10 years

Peta says

Please stop projecting your pedophiliac urges onto other people using slander that originated before you had ever registered on this here website.

lol

Togepi

almost 10 years

Yeah you are freaking sexual. ;)

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Sims gets lots of dates, especially when he can spike noobs on Super Smash Brothers 4

Sims

almost 10 years

i am a-freaking-sexual.

UniversalStudios

almost 10 years

You've literally offended this multiple times in the thread but you're mad about it?

Togepi

almost 10 years

Sims says

i love to date girls and feel the warmth of another human being

Don't lie you don't date

UniversalStudios

almost 10 years

Peta says

Please stop projecting your pedophiliac urges onto other people using slander that originated before you had ever registered on this here website.

The hypocrisy is real.

Peta

almost 10 years

Aura says

BiIIStickers says

UniversalStudios says

Togepi says

UniversalStudios says

Lashka says

I guess the size is proportional to the attractiveness of who you sent them to...

I that's the case you shouldn't be sending them then. I never ran into your problems because I never sent my to anything beneath a 7.

So, you confirm that Rise was a 7?

This may be hard for you to comprehend, but I wasn't SEXUALLY interested in Rise.

Oh, I get it now. Like Peter wasn't SEXUALLY interested in WonderWills

who was wonderwills

A 14-year-old who repeatedly hinted at self-destructive urges who talked to me over MSN a few times over the course of maybe a couple weeks. I felt bad and wanted to be nice but eventually I got the idea that it was attention-seeking adolescent behavior so I kinda stopped responding.

Sims

almost 10 years

i love to date girls and feel the warmth of another human being

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Peta with his 1.0 account is older than just about everyone else here...

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It's me, the one who has dated girls

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Sims says

BearGuru says

Rutab says

This thread is crashing, it was funnier before, when we were all talking about dongs

then jasp started condoming it

i think you mean condoning

Twas a play on words. Had to throw another dong joke in there

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P sure my original user ID was a smaller number than yours but I have no way of checking

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Peta says

Connor says

Togepi says

Peta says

Which questions would it answer?

Yeah, what questions?

are peta's claims true that he never had things for togepi, followed by or with kelly?
is peta truly as asexual as he appears?

I'm probably the only person who's posting right now other than Togepi who has dated someone I didn't meet on Epicmafia, the online expansion of the classic party game Mafia, so that last bit is definitely out of the question.

This is it, the moment when I, Rutab, can confirm that I have been on many dates with different girls and not look like a bragging loser!

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could someone make me a mod so that i can lock this thread

Togepi

almost 10 years

Peta says

Connor says

Togepi says

Peta says

Which questions would it answer?

Yeah, what questions?

are peta's claims true that he never had things for togepi, followed by or with kelly?
is peta truly as asexual as he appears?

I'm probably the only person who's posting right now other than Togepi who has dated someone I didn't meet on Epicmafia, the online expansion of the classic party game Mafia, so that last bit is definitely out of the question.

UniversalStudios

almost 10 years

The real question: Is she letting you hit?

alright