Marxism, you are the Karl Marx of Epicmafia.com, spreading the utopian ideation of marxism throughout Epicmafia.com
deletedalmost 10 years
i'm abraham lincoln. because i die a lot. lol.
deletedalmost 10 years
Lukageo2d 3h I'm interested try me
You are the Rain Man of Epicmafia.com
deletedalmost 10 years
Sawnic2d 5h Me me me me me
You are the Sylvester Stalone of Epicmafia.com. Maybe you took one too many to the head filming Rocky...
deletedalmost 10 years
I want one.
You are the Joseph Stalin of Epicmafia.com! You lead the Bolsheviks (Bad Boyz) to a successful revolution against the current Czar and take power for yourself! You rule with an Iron Fist, and oppress the Ukranian people (Training lobby) with the Holodomor! When your own son (Connor) tries to shoot himself, you lament that he "Can't even shoot straight".
deletedalmost 10 years
CaeruleumDea2d 5h hi
You are the Zoey Deschannel of Epicmafia. You have charisma and you're adorable, and so everyone likes you.
deletedalmost 10 years
kev20102d 5h meeee
You are the Bill Belichick of epicmafia, subtly stacking the odds in your teams favor!
deletedalmost 10 years
me
You are the Jimi Hendrix of Epicmafia! You have a successful career but ultimately asphyxiate in a pool of your own drunk-vomit
You are the Manny Pacquiao of epicmafia. You're actually really good but you don't get the credit you deserve because all of the cowards talking trash won't actually play with you