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EM girl advice

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Give me advice on girls, O Holy Epicmafia Counsel.

  1. This girl has made it very clear that she's into me

  2. This girl is a perfect ten, and I'm head over heels for her personality too.

  3. Because this girl is so pretty, so unexpectedly interested in me, and I like her as a person so much, I'm a bumbling nervous mess when she tries to talk to me one on one. Give me a sick studly way to ask her out without screwing it up

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Every person who posts in this thread that's in a relationship gained it thru the internet, but they're OK at giving advice for IRL dating as well.
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I should say the word boypussy and see if she thinks it's funny. It's a big hit on epicmafia.com
Sims
almost 10 years
kick her
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It's good to ask for girl advice on EM.
Smile
almost 10 years
Just be blunt and say you like her or else she'll think you're not interested and you'll lose her. Good luck.
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if she doesn't like it, try sending the same picture with different filenames all in different angles/lighting.
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send her an picture of your weewee entilted BigPapaHan.jpg over skype
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Lashka says

Tell her you'll be the stalker if she'll be the hooker.


I'll tell her that I'll be the stalker and she can be whatever role she wants
Antidote
almost 10 years

AnimeAnarchy says


Antidote says

just remember that no matter how much you're into her right now- if you spend too much time with her you will eventually want to annihilate her on a subatomic level. love is funny like that.



I'm telling xJade


oh she knows
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girls dig a man with a pixelated icon on their profile
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show her your epicmafia trophy
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Antidote says

just remember that no matter how much you're into her right now- if you spend too much time with her you will eventually want to annihilate her on a subatomic level. love is funny like that.



I'm telling xJade
Antidote
almost 10 years

jagger says


Antidote says

just remember that no matter how much you're into her right now- if you spend too much time with her you will eventually want to annihilate her on a subatomic level. love is funny like that.


Yeah like jazzing all over her face


ayy lmao
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Antidote says

just remember that no matter how much you're into her right now- if you spend too much time with her you will eventually want to annihilate her on a subatomic level. love is funny like that.


Yeah like jazzing all over her face
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TheOnlyJazznation1 says


jagger says

What's she into


Sex duh lol


When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.
Antidote
almost 10 years
just remember that no matter how much you're into her right now- if you spend too much time with her you will eventually want to annihilate her on a subatomic level. love is funny like that.
Sims
almost 10 years
i only date girls 6'7 and taller.
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Tell her you've watched her all night but only you visited her.
TheOnlyJazznation1
almost 10 years

jagger says

What's she into


Sex duh lol
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Tell her you'll be the stalker if she'll be the hooker.
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What's she into
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You'll be in the clear once you tell her that your old account is the Mighty Sonseray.
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TheOnlyJazznation1 says

Do you go by the must be at least 5'8 to ride rule?


No, that seems like a pretty limiting rule. Lot of gorgeous short girls out there
TheOnlyJazznation1
almost 10 years
Its a great rule. You try being 6'8 and being with a girl under 5'8.

Don't work
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what a dumb rule