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EM girl advice

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Give me advice on girls, O Holy Epicmafia Counsel.

  1. This girl has made it very clear that she's into me

  2. This girl is a perfect ten, and I'm head over heels for her personality too.

  3. Because this girl is so pretty, so unexpectedly interested in me, and I like her as a person so much, I'm a bumbling nervous mess when she tries to talk to me one on one. Give me a sick studly way to ask her out without screwing it up

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Vilden is a stud
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it sounds like you're caught up in your head, worrying about all these things, so your intentions in conversation aren't ever clear, and you don't know why you're really there in that moment, or what you're trying to achieve in the conversation. So because your intention is so scattered and uncommitted, it'll reflect in what you say and how you behave around her. you'll probably tentatively shake her hand or ask her a question like how her day is going 'cause you're not sure what to actually do.

you need simple, clear and uncluttered intentions, hold these internally so it will project nicer in conversation. don't plan things to say, cause she will sense that. you have to be present. if she's definitely into you, you shouldn't have any problems :p
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Stutter constantly and fake a seizure if things get rough.
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softly whisper in her ear that u want to kill all mods
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dang mafiagod is a stud
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I'll tell her my trophy is only silver because I was weighed down by my huge sex organ
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MafiaGod says

Relationships are not easy.


Try passing girls an invite in to Chronic & Crunk.
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i get the ladies by showing my gold trophy :)
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it's time for mafiamod.
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Agreed. Thanks for your help, MafiaGod!
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mafiagod should rename himself to lovegod
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lol, I didn't listen to any of these cause I am an asshatatheart, as you all know. But it takes two, if someone is going to be disrespectful, you can't change them. That is how my love life is going. Relationships are not easy.
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how's your love life going, mafiagod?
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Oh my god I'm so glad I made this thread hahaha
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And bell is right, show her this thread someday. :P
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1.) Stop looking at p*rn or other women. It somehow screws with your brain and deflates your ego.

2.) Don't hold her on a pedestal. Listen to her don't try to solve her problems, at least not at this point in the relationship.

3.) Play hard to get. If you believe you are worth more so will she. Don't be a d!ck face though. What I mean is if she ever indicates she isn't into you, just be cool with it and move on. Somehow this shows her that she probably needs you more than you need her. idk it just works.

4.) Give her complements every time you see her. Boost her self esteem. About her dress or hair or whatever she is doing and cares about.

5.) Find something interesting you both enjoy that you can pour yourselves into a little bit. If you do not have any interests, likes, or hobbies you can do with each other to feel connected it won't last.

6.) Find out if you both believe the same thing. This falls under the connected part. Listen to her views and ask yourself if there is anything about your contradicting views you would change.

Peace ~ MG
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"Hey babe do you like water cuz you already like 80% of me ok enough talk sex now.
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show her this thread to make her laugh
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Now you're just taking the p...
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classic retti, always talking about pee.
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give her the golden shower
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@connorsucks

Not true i have a gf not from the interwebz.
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Dont worry connorsux I like to think I'm smart enough to take EM advice with a grain of salt
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scratch everything i have said thus far. i have a better idea




 
  
   
 
 
 
urinate on her, lol
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"hey sonseray, what's up?" "uhuhehehe, boypussy, LOL." "what?" "my online friends told me it was funny."