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You meet a new player

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You meet a new player in an unanked game.

What do you do to help them get started? What do you tell them?

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Always follow the rules and never get violations.

Then whisper them a winky face using my spy chat and claim agent to them.
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lie to them about how the game works
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DIE NOAVI, DIE. YOU SUCK LEARN TO PLAY. OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! NEVER JOIN MY GAMES AGAIN! YOU THREW, YOU GT ISP AFK THREW THE GAME FOR SOMEONE, YOU ARE A CHEATER! YOU CHEAT WITH THAT GUY OVER THERE! HACKER, ABC , oh wait, if you are abc im ok with you. Good luck.
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Leave while you still can
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To get an avi, and go to sandbox.
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I don't help people.
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AnimeAnarchy says

Ignore them at first. Scold them if they make mistakes.


Congratulations for describing 90% of the EM population!
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Ignore them at first. Scold them if they make mistakes.
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Yeah. A good beating sounds nice
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i would beat them
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AdrenalineMime says

You meet a new player in an unanked game.

What do you do to help them get started? What do you tell them?




AdrenalineMime says

You meet a new player in an unanked game.




AdrenalineMime says

in an unanked game




AdrenalineMime says

unanked game


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ling says

Ask if theyve met my buddy abe


this actually happens

people really do this
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Ask if theyve met my buddy abe
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Sidekick says

why am i in an unranked game gunna need some context for this story


It's day 8, the mods are going crazy, I'm hiding in an unranked game. They'll never catch me here.
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it just depends on what they're having trouble with really, usually they'll ask or be visibly unsure of something and it's easy to assume then what they dont' know & then go from there
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why am i in an unranked game gunna need some context for this story
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Inform them of the mentoring program.
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Equip avatar, acquire coloured text, lurk party games
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Explain simple terms to them/tell them they'll get better with experience.
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Run and never look back