Also I was going to suggest "Brrrrvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv" as a ship noise but then realized that was probably too close to a vibrator so 'toot toot' will have to do.
Nicole and Matt giggled flirtatiously as they entered his room. Staggering in the dark, he held her hand as he led her to his sleeping quarters. What was going to happen next he thought with sheer ecstasy. Can this be real? He didn't feel in control of his body; all he could feel was her warm, sweaty grasp, her breath exciting the hairs on his neck, the vibrations of her feet stumbling in perfect dissonance next to his. They knelt down and he unzipped his sleeping bag. Dragging him along, she leapt inside. As quickly as they were together, an overwhelmingly sticky presence caused her to shreik away in terror. Left alone with his world turned upside down in a matter of seconds, Matt walked to his window with tears in his eyes. Goodbar was there, smiling.
I'll let Nicole or me give more details tomorrow as I'm totally out of it but in short: it was amazing. Like, very very wonderful. I'll probably post a picture.