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Suddenly two pineapples, both by the name of Dilbart, while walking casually hear (and smell) a snorkeling ginger in a nearby fountain. It turns out to be Hitler, and he drowns.
Their day ruined, Dilbart and Dilbart run away from a savage pack of weebs chasing them with tepid tendrils, presumably acquired through excessive doses of animium.
Upon escaping, they decide to toot their horns to a few pineapple strippers over at the Ballsy Tree, however upon reaching their destination discover it to be closed.
Suddenly, they're ambushed by pineapple ninjas, the excitement causing them to emit quality fart vapors. The ninjas pass out and they loot a few quality videogames to shitpost about on /v/.
One of the Dilbarts changes his name to Frank on the way home as his dying wish before succumbing to the previous vapors. His other dying wish is to lose his virginity, and Dilbart gladly assists him then and there.
After the deed is done Dilbart rushes home with his pineapple thighs of thunder before bumping into two walruses, Smitty W. and Richard P. They devour Dilbart and assume his position as protagonist of the story.
Acquiring Dilbart's quality videogames, they proceed to participate in AGDQ 2015. Their speedruns could only be described as QUALITY, QUALITY, QUALITY. They decide to 420 blaze it and accidentally reset the game.
Jimmy, their number one fan, spit out his chicken dinner when he saw this. Jessica, his wife, walked towards him to comfort him, but he had died on the spot of cardiac arrest. Her face wrinkled as she began to cry, several babies on the way and odds stacked against her.
