Hello, I've decided to steal Carly's idea for this thread as it is quite wonderful and I want to also distract both myself and others from the work they have to do!
Post here and choose from a large list of whatever you desire: psychological evaluations, things I like about you, things that I may dislike, songs that remind me of you, honest opinion pieces about you, people I ship you with or pretty much anything under the sun. I won't deny a request unless it is impossible, extremely difficult or private.
I think you have some pretty heavy deep seated resentment and feelings of betrayal towards people that you were once close to, and it frustrates you incredibly. Contrary to your frequent jokes about it, I don't think that you see yourself as an amazing person but the jokes that you make often give you the path to feel that way, so you continue making them.
At the same time though, I know for a fact that you care for other people immensely, and the frequent snark is a front of sorts. I know that there's actually an incredibly caring and well meaning person buried beneath the snark. I don't think you're a bad person at all, although I often feel frustrated at how demeaning you can be to other people at times, even if it your brand of humor. You create an interesting conundrum for me because you clearly care, feel empathy and want to help out those that you care about but the actions I see from you outwardly tell me the contrary. It'd be interesting to know the inside.
You're a very difficult person for me to psychoanalyze. Of all those that I have attempted, my thoughts on you are less coherent ideas and moreso frustrated scribbles. When I first started talking to you and seeing you on the group chat we are both in, I initially presumed that you were just a bitter, angry person that loved to take shots at those around him. It's become clear to me now that you do have a caring and vulnerable side, but you reserve it for those that you are comfortable letting your guard down around. It works like clockwork - every time I see you make a comment that implies vulnerability, sensitive emotion or friendly sincerity, you immediately counter it with a sexual, violent or profane comment. It seems to me as though this habit may be subconscious but it appears that you're afraid to show that side to those in a place where you feel like you could be targeted or judged. I feel like you often make relatively cruel and rude comments that you determine as jokes because your sense of humor is far more ruthless than those around you.
You pride yourself on your brutal honesty, but you tend to not know what the limit of being "honest" is in accordance to the fact that you also think you're far less sensitive and emotional than those around you. You don't take offense easily, and it tends to baffle you when those around you do.
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As of late I've been very secure in myself. Fix that. Eviscerate me if you'd like.
I should also note I only expect roughly half to be accurate, but that much is fine.
