its me im sims

i would enjoy that thank you

honestly, same, tbh.

i'll fingerblast you, giga.

shacky's good at mafia and posting. the only important things, honestly.

i wish i was like sims... i wish i had a supermodel wife that i could finger-blast while she cooks me a kick-*** dinner

we should all aspire to be like sims

my life is validated by all the nonhours i spend on epicmafia.com. same with sonseray negs. negt his post sonseray, it's the litmus test of good posting and i can say so when you neg it.

Empire says

all i have left in my life is my bad posts on epicmafia, rutab, so let me have that

haha yeah bill you own em'

Oh I'm sorry to hear that, go ahead and post your little heart out buddy :)

you know, for someone who cheated on epicmafia, harrold doesn't seem too self-aware.

all i have left in my life are my bad posts on epicmafia, rutab, so let me have that

haha yeah bill you own em'

i'm just gettign started, cow man. the real issues are finally coming to light, via sick own posts

this isnt funny anymore tbh you wore it out

end child ****ery. it starts with you. when you leave the house.

one day you're just sitting, alone, in your room, playing some mafia, and the next you're a child ****er because you talked to an internet girl while committing the cardinal sin of being really, really terrible at flirting. stop child ****ing, go out with your friends

my life is destined for a life of no interpersonal relationships or career success because i spent new years on epicmafia.com, haha, i wish i was more like harrold

don't mind me, guys; i'm just trying to link a couple of lines in a pastebin to the actual, tangible sexual harassment epidemic that's plaguing this country. because it means someone i don't like on the internet will be ridiculed. you can tell there's something wrong with me, not because of any of the above, but because i couldn't post in this topic from the pub.,

let me tell you, if i spent more time outside instead of being on epicmafia.com, my life would be much better

me irl: no friends, community college in the middle of nowhere barely pulling a 2.0, i have never read a book or watched a good movie, i have no good memories of social activity/fun moments of everyday life, and no job or volunteer service b/c em is more important haha

man, i wish i was like some people, and had these things called "friends" and lived a life destined for an income over 15k/year, but i don't.

the worst thing about the internet is that it;s a single player game. there are no real people on it to interact w/ and only nerds and losers do anything alone. speaking of alone, guess what i was the opposite of last night, when i was hanging out w/ my flesh buddies

Who cares? EM politics is crap and will be crap for the foreseeable future.

i can just tell that your new years sucked, because you posted in a topic on the internet

meanwhile; in my life

Rutab doesn't have a beard

i had a REAL LIFE girl stroke my beard yesterday while you guys were stuck playing epicmafia.com. how does that make you feel?

did i mention i am better than you because whereas you guys care about having fun on epicmafia.com i care about being better than you, which makes me better than you, peace fellas haha

haha, i see some people were having fun on epicmafia.com on new years, and i just think that's SO SAD and i look down on you guys, because if you guys had valuable lives like MY OWN and as many friends as i have, because i have a lot of friends, and you don't, then you would not be on epicmafia.com on new years' having fun, you would be with the friends i have and you don't because you guys don't have as awesome of a life as my own. if only you guys were as good as me haha

its 2015 now guys. isn't that crazy? i mean, it's nto crazy to me. because i was out, having fun. when the year changed.