You better not ISP, you better not throw
You better not troll I'm telling you why
Pandaclaus is coming to town
Pandaclaus is coming to town
Pandaclaus is coming to town
He's checking the forums
He's checking them twice
He's going to ban the naughty and nice
Pandaclaus is coming to town
Pandaclaus is coming to town
Pandaclaus is coming to town
He plays reverse when you're sleeping, plays Hollywood illusions when you're awake
You better hammer right I'm telling you why
Pandaclaus is coming to town