Hey guys and girls and gentlemen!

I have a friend that would like to host an exquisite role playing adventure similar to dungeons and dragons but without the dungeons and dragons and using random.org to generate some of the based rolls as one single dice couldn't contain all of the events he has in plan! When asked if it's going to be a sci-fi or a fantasy or a post-apocalyptic adventure, he simply stated that things change and so would the adventure. My only guess is that it means it's going to be wonderful! Wow! Wonderful!

I can't promise it'll be entirely fair because he's kind of a (see: words not allowed on epicmafia) however I can gurantee several things which should enhance your need to join this game!

1) He'll remain sober throughout the adventure, but you don't have to be!

2) All original content will be used from character classes to the actual environment.

3) You don't have to know how to roleplay, you just have to know how to be a decent human being and not completely troll all the time, even if you are some hybrid of a troll (There's not gurantee trolls will actually be in the game from what I've heard but goddamn you could push for it).

4) While it'll be played most likely on skype unless we adopt a forum or some other form of communication, I can say that it won't require too much time but being an active member will be rewarding, I think he's using a if you're not there you're sleeping thing. I mean you could sleep THE ENTIRE ADVENTURE!

5) Looking to upgrade to microphones and shiznizzle for later but that might never be implemented due to heavy breathers and underaged kids.

So if you think you'd be interested and you're a keen adventurer and you can bench press more than 95 pounds, feel free to sign up for exclusive early access items like: Nothing! You get nothing but hey it'll be cool to gauge interest.