This one time I couldn't cross the road.
this one time i saw a big spider at night and hit it with my shoe and like 800 thousand little baby spiders popped out of it and started crawling everywhere so i ran and grabbed the bug spray and carpet bombed half my house
i should start an EM podcast (a what?) called "Tales From the GY."
are u sure that wasn't u???????
you smoked weed with your parents
so my ringtone is the dubstep remix of "Smoke Weed Everyday" with vocals by Snoop Dogg.
i had dinner with my parents last night.
put the pieces together.
those were beautiful stories
keep them coming everyone
This one time I knocked on my friends door to ask for a condom at 5am. I knocked for a while but got no answer so I assumed he was asleep. I opened his door because I was on a mission. As I opened it I noticed he was at his computer with his headphones on. He was midway through his business and I decided to call out to him from the doorway. He turned to see me smiling also half naked. We sat on the end of the bed and talked about our plans for the weekend. This took a few minutes before I realised I'd better get back to the girl on the couch. I didn't end up using the condom because I had pill .
PART 2
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TeMpLaR joins another ranked match thinking to himself that this will be the game to change my fate. TeMpLaR waited for the startup and was doctor. TeMpLaR thought long and hard on who to heal. He didn't know anyone anymore, so what did it matter on who he voted anyways?
The timer went to kicks, which transitioned to autokick. 5...4...3...2...1...It's over. TeMpLaR has turned into a vegetable. Everyone was surprised to see his first ever suicide. What had happened? Everyone was asking TeMpLaR what had happened. TeMpLaR did not respond.
Years pass, TeMpLaR is nowhere to be found on epicmafia. His average 50/50 on everything was ruined by one simple afk. Shockingly, a post by TeMpLaR one year after his disappearance! What had happened? The person posting was not TeMpLaR, however. It was his mother. "I came to post to say how much this game meant to TeMpLaR. He searched for the answer to his mediocrity here day after day without rest and never found the answer."
That was that, TeMpLaR was gone. The life of mediocrity he was burdened with, no more.
PART 1
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Once upon a time, there was a young boy named GGTeMpLaR.
While he had no unique traits to write about, that was exactly what made him special.
You see, TeMpLaR was special in that he was the perfect median in everything he did. Whether it be mafia or town, he was no better at one than the other.
Many took notice in this, and tried to disrupt his perfect balance of mediocrity. "If we kill him, there's no way he can keep winning and losing consistently!" But alas, those who tried to throw him off found that the results were always the same.
Why was TeMpLaR so average? What did he do to deserve a life of mediocrity? Was there anything that he could do to be better or worse than anyone else?
For years, TeMpLaR tried everything. The peers TeMpLaR once knew were all gone. He was the only one left on the website from his era. With years to get better, TeMpLaR's results were no different then when he started so many years ago. There were new faces, but they all came and went. They knew their time to stay was done, but TeMpLaR still looked desperately for answers to his mediocrity.
yea im gonna wake him up again. gnight bud
oh tell him i said hey but dont be too loud or ull wake him up
the guy lying next to me i suppose
who is coni-chan im sorry idk
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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
also dae hate when you think someone is waving at you and you wave back and it turns out they were waving at the person behind you
this one time in the 5th grade i farted rlly loud and everyone stopped talking and looked at me then everyone started laughing then everyone started talking again
it was weird
