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threadkilling contest

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this is your opportunity to be honored for something you have only felt quiet shame for in the past.

the rules are simple: be the last poster in 18 hours to win


Edit: PapaJacky said he won and I do not want to go check through all those pages so we're going to declare him the grand winner. Congratulations.

Edit #2: His winning post & speech are on page 272.

First Place: PapaJacky!

Rewards: Nothing

Second Place: All of you losers who had absolutely nothing better to do than to create 290 pages of garbage. You guys get nothing. Congrats.

Rewards: This thread is getting locked

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clue you are one ugly person jesus
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posting the same thing twice in a row is for people with no imagination
about 10 years
Remember kids, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing.
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420 Praise It
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praise jesus
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Remember kids, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing.
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im gonna win
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no one will win
this will go on ad infinitum
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You will not win.
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i will win
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my hero is ragnar lothrok
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relaxes his glutes
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Yes
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pls no
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jesus christ i can't even copy and paste the whole thing. stupid 2000 character max.
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so you want me to kill a thread

let me tell you about homestuck

[Kankri Vantas]

N9w I realize we’ve 6een at this f9r s9me time already, 6ut at the risk 9f derailing the dial9gue y9u initiated, and may I just say h9w thrilled I am that y9u did, Karkat, I w9uld just like qualify my entire analysis 9f y9ur “Alternian culture” 6y saying that in c9ntrast with life 9n 6ef9rus, while y9ur pe9ple may have 6een engaged in vi9lent, lethal class struggle f9r milli9ns 9f sweeps, 6y n9 means d9es this imply that the 6ef9ran way 9f life was entirely with9ut pr96lematic elements, perhaps even m9re distur6ing and insidi9us f9r their lack 9f ackn9wledgement and 9pen discussi9n, particularly as a c9nsequence 9f what in my view were widely and dismayingly unexamined systemic s9cial injustices resulting fr9m the entrenched p9wer dynamics in play, dynamics strikingly similar t9 th9se 9f y9ur planet’s markedly m9re 6ellic9se iterati9n, which has 9nly served t9 fully vindicate my hyp9thesis that such a hierarchy is really predicated 9n intrinsic dysfuncti9n, and failure t9 shift all the usual narratives and undiagn9sed pr96lems int9 an 9pen, judgment-free disc9urse thr9ugh which pr96lematic issues are c9nstructively channeled int9 m9re intelligently pr96lematized avenues 9f discussi9n.

Now before I continue, it is only decent of me to warn you about certain triggers that are surely ahead in this essay. I mean conversation. Triggers include but likely will not be limited to class oppression, culling culture and violence against grubs, lusus abuse, complementary and analogous hate speech, pail filling, slurries and other concupiscent fluids, lifespan shaming, ableist slurs, prolix dissertation… Actually, maybe it would be easier for you to list your triggers, and I’ll do my best to avoid those topics, or navigate them more delicately, if at all possible? #TW #oppression #culling #grub violence #lusus abuse #hemophobia #pails #slurries #ableism
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i can haz cheeseburger?
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relaxes his glutes
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wtf dont be rude what did i ever do to u
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fight me
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banana
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memes are dumb
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I like memes
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I like turtles.
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i win