Yes I could.

Did you know I pack a chainsaw prior to reading this post?

cult obviously.

Could you marry me??

heartbreaker/bride/lover

yes

mason or cult

favorite mafia/town/third roles?

I mean, no. I wouldn't be able to take care of the poor thing.

Describe yourself with a song.

Perfect. Another planet we can monopolize and pollute.

Would you like to own an ocelot as a pet? If not, why?

love 'em. my lil fella is curled up right next to me at the moment and i frequently cradle him like a babie.

how do you feel about colonizing mars?

no

do youlike dogs

no

do you answer questions incorrectly?

maybe

do you play ffbe

ur mom

does bruno mars is gay?

im satisfied with it

waffles or pancakes?

I'm type 9 too <3

Anyway, how's your sex life?

INXP.

What's your Enneagram type? (I'm 9w1.)

Chaotic good

What's your Myers-Briggs type? (I'm ESFJ)

Pomegranate!

What's your DnD alignment? (I'm true neutral.)

Structural neutral, ingredient purist.

If you could only eat one fruit for the rest of your life, what would it be? (You must already eat more than one fruit)

No

but where do you fall on the sandwich alignment chart?

Offline

Is a sandwich a hot dog?

i regret not doing things sooner

those things are personal

do you think your best friend is online or offline (real life)

Werewolf but only because the icon is cute.
Do you have any regrets right now?

I can't undo the choice I've made, Alyssa. This is who I am.

Best third-party role?

well, first confusion, but then I'd have a best friend who actually understands me.

If you had to become any epicmafia role, which one would you pick, and why?

I just got up, and I have no plans.

How would you react to meeting a clone of yourself for the first time?

i wonder if there's really an end to the universe or if it just restarts or becomes another dimension or timeline at some point... it does scare me, knowing how small i am in the scheme of things

what did you do today? any plans for later?