One time a spider made a home in one of my shirts, and when I went to put it on I noticed there were hundreds of baby spiders crawling around on it. If you have arachnophobia like I do, this is terrifying.
What is the worst phobia you have?

Senior year my anatomy teacher had promised to write me a letter of recommendation and when the time came for her to ask her to start it my grade had apparently dropped 5 points and she didn't think it was a good enough grade to write one for me anymore. And I really didn't have any other teacher that knew me well enough (I was supposed to get two and I had another from my Spanish teacher). I get anxiety around authority figures anyway, and my anatomy teacher was extremely intimidating. So basically I started to have a panic attack. She opened up the upstairs bathroom for me and told me to take my time. My best friend wasn't in school that day either so I had to get my act together for a half hour and take another anatomy tes, which I failed. Then had to keep being excused from class because I couldn't stop crying the whole day.

I still don't hate myself for that though. The stress that senior year puts on you to make everything perfect for college is insane. And it caused me to have a mental breakdown. Granted my grade dropped like 5 points but my teacher knew me on a personal level as she had had me in her class before. And my grade was like an 82 or something. Ridiculous.

Most terrifying moment of your life?

I hate kiwi and zucchini. Melon and squash runners up. Gross!!!

Most embarrassing high school moment?

pizza hut, chuck e cheese

what's your least favorite fruit and vegetable?

I already am

preferred locations for going on dates

depends on the semantic use of the word
If you could be a robot, would you and why?

myself

Do you suck?

mermaid, simply that it suits my personality

If you could smooch any celebrity who would it be?

Waste removal/ management or in other words: needing to use the restroom.
If you could be any mythological creature, what and why?

fock her right in the blissey - a 10/10 on the forced meme scale

if you could permanently remove one necessary bodily function from your body without doing any harm, present or future, to yourself, what would it be

so johnny cash

least favorite retired meme

answer.

favorite retired meme

question?

I would never age.

the ability to make myself happy

same question as below

I would get omnipotence

same question as above

I don't get television where I live.
If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?

my sister, once when we were pretending to be wrestlers she punched me so hard that my tooth came out

r u stoked or r u STOKED for Disney Channel's annual showings of the Halloween Town movies?

rip in peace

Whos your fav wresler evar

Yes, though I can only sometimes think of puns after the pun-worthy thing happens... I can't think of one right now
Help?

Do you like puns?

((You got a question?))

I love it. I enjoy PUNishing my friends with those!

it ap*pear*s that i'm pearfectly okay with it

do you like puns?

Yes

Do you like pear?