he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp, and she's probably getting frisky... right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey... Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...
And he don't knooooooooooow...
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seeeeeeeeeeeeeats! I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.....