can i be a bed because sleep is the best
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I have the perfect one for you.

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Fair enough.. Perhaps this is more fitting then.

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I don't have one of those. It isn't a household item!!!
I break all cages, too.
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I thought I would keep it on the same kind of theme.
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I'm sorry Jill. You got the stool.
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Not sure how to react. At least you didn't give me a Jackhammer I suppose.
i'm not a stool WTF WTD I DEMAND ANOTHER ITEM
what household item best represents me
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can i be like a candle, candles are my favorite household items