Is Pizza a professional simpleton or merely a well-meaning amateur? Do Pizza's perceptions appear reasonable to anyone other than imperious bozos? And who among us is brave enough to say out loud that Pizza is doing some serious mau-mauing? This letter is not the place to explore the answers to those questions. Its purpose is instead to acknowledge and respect the essential humanity of all of Earth's people. For openers, only through education can individuals gain the independent tools they need to provide you with a holistic and thematic history of Pizza's mutinous, unruly announcements.
Next, Pizza will be telling us that “metanarratives” are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity.
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My purpose is to provide you with vital information that Chipotle has gone to great lengths to prevent you from discovering. Most of the battles I fight along the way are exigencies, not long-range educational activities. Nevertheless, some reputed—as opposed to reputable—members of Chipotle's den of thieves quite adamantly feel that Chipotle's vices are the only true virtues. I find it rather astonishing that anyone could believe such a thing, but then again, Chipotle ignores a breathtaking number of facts, most notably:
Fact: Behind the amazing degeneracy of the modern stage and motion picture is a solid wall of mammonism with Chipotle's name written all over it.
Fact: I don't expect everyone to agree with me.
Fact: Chipotle's solutions are sickening, deplorable, and shockingly evil.
bump because harry and i had a conversation consisting solely of stickers throughout the entirety of my really boring art history class and i laughed out loud on accident and got glared at
