no i am i just pretend not to be because it brings me pleasure to fool people


and also to ruin threads laughing off ***

u aint diggin the rude 'tude, dude?

gettin real tired of your attitude you better straighten up or else i'm gonna have to resort to the other way

don't tell my phone what to do

your phone is lookin out for me thanks phone

my phone always autocorrects short for some reason sosorry

b0oty says

lmao u are wonderfulsometimes

you got one of these words wrong

shove your rooster in your friend's mouth

toe hypnosis it works google it

stop trying to live out ur fantasies through me andrea gosh

gross

careess her baby toe in a counter clockwise stroke

she turned her head and stopped. im safe for a lil

maybe u should take off her socks

#2 would make me a Dalek

or i could put a pillow in her face and try to cut off her airway

Options:
1)Kill him
2)Exterminate
3)Leave Room
4)Strangle with pillow
What do you choose?

prop up their head with an extra pillow over their face

lmao u are wonderfulsometimes

i feel like thatd be mean

Have you tried restarting your friend?

help sos