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i'm a better player than all of you

juneau
over 10 years

everyone who downvotes this post is a *** tier player in denial and everyone who upvotes this post is someone who stands in euphoria knowing that they can never be as good as i am at this browser based game.

1) i'm a better blue than you

i win 90% of my games as villager because i can easily towntell and i almost always go 2/3 if not 3/3 in my scumreads

2) i am a better PR than you

when i roll PR the game might as well as end in town's favour because you can bet your *** that i will hammer the scum every single day.

3) i am a better mafia than you

i have been told multiple times by the top players of EM taht they find it "impossible to read you (me) as mafia" it is because i make my maf play indistinguishable from taht of the most stellar town player. i have solo carried teams of 3 mafia and i am a master of bussing.

top tier players copy their playstyle from me but they can never master the true art of scumhunting which i possess. i would apply to become an EM mentor but ppl would have to pay real money for my time because i ahve a life outside this silly website

b0oty
over 10 years
On wednesdays we wear pink!
JepoJ
over 10 years
Please?
b0oty
over 10 years
:( thats horrible! In 10 years u'll have made over a million dollars so if u stop spending any of your money now you can just save it all and be a millionaire soon and then not work anymore!
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No I am a man.

I worked 13 hours yesterday...
b0oty
over 10 years
u better work. Work it girl!
deletedover 10 years
Wish I could but I gotta work...
b0oty
over 10 years
goto sleep then old man!
deletedover 10 years
No I am just sleep deprived
b0oty
over 10 years
kilikins is day drunk
AwesomeFace
over 10 years
Excuse me ?
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Do you go to mcdonalds and Orser food you don't like so you can say to the mcdonalds manger "this foodnisnstulid "
GGTeMpLaR
over 10 years
stupid thread
b0oty
over 10 years
You can't sit with us.
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Jeloj I hereby extend to you a formal invitation to pos in this thread
JepoJ
over 10 years
But i'm still here, m8.
deletedover 10 years
jepoj nobody invited you to post here buddy
JepoJ
over 10 years
Uh...
AwesomeFace
over 10 years
Hypocrit.
deletedover 10 years
i care
AwesomeFace
over 10 years
You are a better player than all of us, and yes, nobody cares.
Loreli
over 10 years
Juneau, don't you get bored of making troll threads? This is (unless I recall incorrectly) the second this week.

Also, SuperMafiaMan took the bait.
juneau
over 10 years

SuperMafiaMan says

Run comp. Your entire reality will be flipped upside down and turned inside out when you are playing in rooms entirely inhabited by players with 1.5k+ points, which puts them above being a complete noob.

Also, go look at your stats before you make false assertions. Here: https://epicmafia.com/user/98593/statistics

Also, I already did come comparisons, some people that have posted in this thread alone are better than you at some things that you have posted. Some, not so much. Everyone plays and behaves differently. So naturally everyone might excel at one thing and might fall a little flat at others.

I wouldn't say anything about myself. I am just now starting to stabilize from all the losses from when I learned how to play and who knows how far I'll be going from there.


lol
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1v1 me
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but women suck at epicmafia
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I hear they have pretty badass Internet in the Dominican Republic glad to see you sampling some of the local culture