were empire and projectmatt really born on the exact same day, thats interesting.

Connor says

*unzips*

*zips u up so u don't embarrass urself*

*unzips*

why did i get -4

you're welcome, Empire

Thanks, Sam.

Sammie says

i know you won't read it anyways

but i really do wish you a happy bday

O_O

i know you won't read it anyways

but i really do wish you a happy bday

Thanks everyone!

ily most Giga

Happy birthday!

oldboy

he literally hates it so tell him happy bday as little as possible haha thanks :)

im sending connor over as his bday present now

happy birthday empire

[08/08/2014 22:06:06] Tyler: you gtfo for the weekend
[08/08/2014 22:06:24] Tyler: and connor comes home to me on the couch naked with only a pillow over my pelvis

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMPIRE!!!!!!!!1

happy birthday empire I love you I hope you had a great day

oh right I forgot to saw happy birthday to empire. happy birthday to empire

wtf where are all the adoring happy bday comments

wow lame

HBD man