ive been dreaming about the fun you're missing out on.

Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleep (hey!)
Dreaming about the dads that we could be

join the crypto&kyle funclub, peta.

Lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark dad
I wanna be your left-hand man
I love you when you're singing that song and
I got a lump in my throat cause
You're gonna sing the words wrong

I know you don't get a chance to take a break this often
I know your life is speeding and it isn't stopping
Here take my shirt and just go ahead and wipe up all the
Sweat, sweat, sweat

Lose yourself to Dad.

Once there was a way
To get back homeward
Once there was a way
To get back home
Sleep little daddy do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby

Sure, just after he fixes my car. Then you can have him.

I woke up this moment
Blurry-eyed
I been working so hard
Stayin' alive
Well, I don't need this ***
No it won't be long
Before I take that daddy
Daddy and run
I'm gonna take that daddy
Daddy and run

There's a daddy who's sure all that glitters is gold
And he's buying a stairway to heaven

No thank you

It's going down
I'm yelling timber
You better move
You better dance
Let's make a night
You won't remember
I'll be the dad
You won't forget

i can put it on autoplay 4 u muffin ;)

That song has been stuck in my head for a few days now b0oty

tonight is the night when 2 become dad

And we'll never be royals (royals)
It don't run in our blood
That kind of lux just ain't for us
We crave a different kind of buzz
Let me be your ruler (ruler), you can call me Daddy
And, baby, I'll rule (I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule...)
Let me live that fantasy

A fake Jamaican took every last dime with a scam
It was worth it just to learn some sleight of hand
Bad news comes, don't you worry even when it lands
Good dads will work their way to all them plans
We both got fired on exactly the same day
Well, we'll float on, good dads are on the way

My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours,
Dad

i thought the first two were funny

He's gone coo coo

peta's lost his mentality

peta you need some serious help, man

This is no better than a kelly thread

haha solid dad jokes

Days go by my window
World slow down as it goes
Goodbye to last night
Lost my eyesight

Can't you help me see?
They won't get right

Loving every daddy cause you make me feel so alive, alive
Loving every daddy cause you make me feel so alive, alive

It's like a bad movie
He's lookin' through me
If you were me then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably
Tryna get the dad all the bad guys want