Like me I am an atheist a pretty good one actually

What if bird is atheist

Since lying is a sin, and sinners go to hell, which door would you have to go through?

There are no ifs or hypotheticals with this question, since you're stating them as facts. The honest bird would point to heaven. The dishonest bird would point to heaven since he'd have to go to hell.

Oh wait that doesn't work

Spoiler alert

Which door would a liar tell me is the door to heaven/hell

Oh I didn't see the other two challenges

It took me zero minutes because I've heard the riddle before

Peta says

You ask either bird which door the other bird would tell you leads to heaven and then you choose the opposite door

it took you 22 minutes. you lose.

Cranked noobs

You ask either bird which door the other bird would tell you leads to heaven and then you choose the opposite door

~8 mins 54 seconds.