The only reason I know most of the bible stories I know is because of this super cute precious moments bible I got for my first communion lol I still have it. The fact that I went to catholic grade school and high school had nothing to do with any of it.

the bible says you can't break rules

I'm a rebel

I like to break rules

the bible says you gotta respect me and call me sir

lol it's pretty important u teach me about the bibal

I bet satan would've left you hangin even longer

ya sorry we all went outside to look at the fireworks

gona leave a girl hanging like that eh

is that in the bible?

thou shalt not kill ANY mother ***er

thats why i am killing cuz they were gona kill n thou shaltnot killhim

thou shalt not kill

or calvin if lava can't handle it on his own

sick lavalamp on em

i would murder a motherfcker for u

no I would apprehend them nonviolently

if someone was going to murder me unless you murdered them - you would let them murder me? :(

Unless I got paid for it I guess

I wouldn't murder anybody for you

He's really thin. Maybe he came in from a town not far from here. I'm not sure :(

I've been givin him snacks non stop im pretty sure he'd murder someone for me he's in love.

you should call him killhimnotme

he's not chipped, no tags, no record of him at any of the vets in town. I put up some flyers and posted his pics online but no replies yet other than people interested in adopting him.
MY LAVALAMP!

didn't find the owner yet? Is he chipped?

lavalamp snores really loud.