over 5 years

Hello all, if you haven't found out, about 20 minutes ago I ate a killer potato. Literally. This potato was a gift from satan. I bit into the ooui goodness and demons shrieked out with fire. My top left part of my mouth is burnt and scalped. I spent 10 minutes trying to peel it all with my tongue before resorting to my trusty finger. I went back to my potatoes and threw them in the bin. I still can't feel the top left part of my mouth so go fund me.

Potato vs. Dad

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Thankyou all for donating this means so much to me
over 5 years

LioneI says

Go fu** yourself


Thankyou so much! You're support means everything!
over 5 years

LioneI says

Go fu** yourself


I mean go fund yourself
over 5 years
Go fu** yourself
over 5 years

ICouldBeYourDad says

Bump!

over 5 years
Bump!
over 5 years

Volta says

eat another one no balls


I finished the one I started even when my mouth was on fire. I'm a swallower.
over 5 years
eat another one no balls
over 5 years
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