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UmaKompton
almost 7 years

hello i am umakompton, the advocate of the artist formerly known as plissken. this is the thread i will be using to communicate my client's statements to you, the people.

my client has told me:

I will not be silenced! The Church will not be silenced! This is outrageous censorship and it will NOT be tolerated. Let it be known that on The Greatest Day... everything will go on as planned. If I can not be present in the chat, lobby wall and forums then I will be invading your games to spread the good news and if that doesn't work I will have others do it for me.

There IS no escaping The Greatest Day. It cometh... 1.1.18 Soon.

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UmaKompton
almost 7 years
my client has told me:

We are less than 24 hours away from The Greatest Day. Do not let the true highlight of 2018 melt away in your vices as you drink yourselves into oblivion!

Some of you will party. Sex, drugs, alcohol and music among other festivities. But do not forget that it is the lord, your Jamal that allows you the ability to enjoy these earthly thrills.

1.1.18 is not about celebrating a new year. It is not about you. It is about Ja'al. HIS Church. HIS will.

HIS will be done! Soon. 1.1.18

-TAFKAP (The Fallen Angel of the Epic of The Greatest Day - which cometh...)
tigermom
almost 7 years
Delete this account and stop slandering Uma's name.
UmaKompton
almost 7 years
my client plissken has told me:

Oh come all ye faithful...

The Greatest Day cometh...

https://epicmafia.com/topic/85734

Leave a vow of resolution for the New Year to the lord, your Jamal, in that link above and this thread, signifying your repentance.

This is your very last chance to REPENT before The Greatest Day cometh and I, TAFKAP, The Fallen Angel of the Epic of The Greatest Day and HIS chosen instrument of PUNISHMENT am used to do great things in HIS name.

Hail Jamal! Thankful am I to be your loyal servant. And thank you to UmaKompton, for carrying out these messages. All should give you plus karma for simply being the most intelligent female and hottest piece of A$$ on EpicMafia.

Praise be to Ja'al! (the traditional pronunciation from the ancient divine text, for those who are unaware)

Praise be to The Greatest Day! (which cometh...)
TrueHelios
almost 7 years
1.1.18 It's gonna be YUGE. EpicMafia will be great again. I await the one with the orange face and blond hair return.
UmaKompton
almost 7 years

Coconutnut says

i pray for jamals return. soon.


me too. it will be the greatest day indeed
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i pray for jamals return. soon.
UmaKompton
almost 7 years

Herredy says

TAKFAPFAPFAPFAP


now thats just immature herredy i expected more from u
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TAKFAPFAPFAPFAP
UmaKompton
almost 7 years

Shwartz99 says

TAFKAP is scum


shwartz u can have ur opinion but i believe everyone should have a voice to be heard and i think u agree

silencing people is not ok this is not north korea this is just epicmafia
Shwartz99
almost 7 years
TAFKAP is scum