Bebop I will keep bumping until your guilt gets to you and you either explode or give me my relationship spread

ooh sign me up

goddammit bopit

that is eerily accurate to what i was going through at the time.

thanks beepbop!

Still waiting...

Bebop says

it took like 20 minutes of undivided attention to do that and it's really draining

You can move me up the queue if you want.

it took like 20 minutes of undivided attention to do that and it's really draining

i forgot just how long it takes to do these holy smokes

Your current approach to things is being represented by the Six of Cups, which suggests that you have a fairly gentle approach to things at the moment. Your current surroundings are represented in the Ten of Cups, which often means alignment and happiness. It seems that your actions in the recent past have made the people around you happy, but might have led you to indecision and a desire to return to what you know. The guidance card is showing the Seven of Cups, which often means wishful thinking and choices. I'd take this to mean that you need to take care in your future decisions and not let your judgement be clouded by unrealistic expectations. Finally, the card representing your far future is the Three of Swords. The Three of Swords often represents painful separation, sorrow, heartbreak, grief and rejection. There's not really a good way to interpret that but I'll leave it to you.

space says

a celtic cross spread seems practical for where i am in life rn

cheers

1. Nine of Pentacles
2. Knight of Wands
3. V - The Hierophant
4. Two of Swords
5. Seven of Wands
6. Six of Pentacles
7. Six of Cups
8. Ten of Cups
9. Seven of Cups
10. Three of Swords

So the first card represents you in your current state, the Nine of Pentacles. That card is often taken to meaning things like self-sufficiency and a culmination, and the card that's currently affecting your present self is the Knight of Wands which can mean energy, adventure and impulsiveness. From that I'd say at the moment you're at a relatively stable point in your life, and as such you feel as though from here you could go any number of ways via spontaneity. The Nine of Pentacles does suggest a culmination of previous efforts, and the card from your recent past is the Six of Pentacles. This suggests to me that you've been in some way generous or giving in the past, and it's because of that that you're in this flexible position in life at the moment. Your current goals are represented by the Hierophant, which if often associated with the status quo or tradition, so from that I'd say that you're looking for a return to what you're used to, perhaps you don't like this spontaneous phase in your life or perhaps you're the type of person who prefers to have set goals. Your subconscious card is the Two of Swords, representing a stalemate or indecision. It could well be that this big decision that's weighing on your subconscious is what's fueling your desire for a return to the status quo. The near future card is the Seven of Wands, which can mean challenge or competition. It could be that your choice, or lack thereof, that you make on the issue showing on the Two of Swords will lead to you having to prove yourself or otherwise compete.

luckily i actually have my cards on me right now so i'm gonna do some to kill time

Celtic cross spread please <3

ur 16th in the queue so that'll be like a year until i get to u anyway

I WANT MY DAMN READING.

stop exposing me

STILL WAITING.

relationship plz

celtic cross plox if you're still doing it ;~;

celtic pls

i'll read urs in return. gonna buy this sick cat deck i found in covent garden

nepenthe says

bebop next week: "paypal me £100 to get an exclusive, queue jump reading with the waiting time reduced to one week! act quick before the offer expires!"

hey if you wanna pay me £100 i'll do a hell of a lot more than a tarot reading

im changing mine to cross

bebop next week: "paypal me £100 to get an exclusive, queue jump reading with the waiting time reduced to one week! act quick before the offer expires!"

I WILL STILL DO THESE I DIDNT FORGET I SWEAR

lol i totally forgot that i requested here

beep? bop?