Now children:

As your guidance counselor, m'kay, I want to share with you my solution to the issue of hateful comments and other obscenities in the community, m'kay?

We need to have swear words automatically switch with normal words by the website.

M'kay?

Step 1- instead of a'ss, it will say bum. Like suck my bum.

Step 2- instead of s'hit, it will say poo. Like eat my poo.

Step 3- instead of r'etard, it will say idiot. Like what an idiot.

Step 4- since f'uck is the worst word, let's make it say m'kay. Because I expect recognition for such a genius idea.

This will make epicmafia happy again and a safer place for children, m'kay? If this plan is followed, there will be less hostility in our community where even a SJW like Connor will stop complaining.

Come to my office if you have any questions. M'kay children?