Epicmafia

almost 11 years

Be a part of change. Bring a new peace to Epicmafia. Vote for freedom. Vote for the community. Vote for Orly.

Are you tired of dealing with bad moderators?

Are you sad about an undeserved violation?

Are you ready to see a new Mafia era?

Then get ready, because in this coming moderator election, you can vote for a true leader.

Remember: no matter what those dime-bag selling cheeba monkeys down at the EpicMafia moderating center promise to do, when it comes to the clambake, they won't be there.

Trust Orly. Believe Orly. Obey Orly.

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I woke up from a terrible dream. it was about Orly and in it he wasn't the same. it was a broken down Orly with lost spirit after he worked so hard and never got what he always wanted (to be a mod). but it was only a bad dream : )

DogInASuit

almost 11 years

I don't know who this guy is, but we need him in the government

almost 11 yearsedited

I was going to make a witty post with the lyrics of Wrecking Ball, but they're so bad that I had nothing to work with.

See how transparent I am? That's why you should elect me as moderator of the people. I'll tear down those walls, Mr. Lucidrains, with my giant ball of destiny, and unite the competitive elitists and the socialist commonwealth of Main Lobby, once and for all.

xela

almost 11 years

when orly gets mad he self-deletes and comes back on another account,

he's perfect mod quality lol

almost 11 years

Wiizel1337 says

Can you tell us why you'll actually be a good mod?

no, he can't

Wiizel1337

almost 11 years

Can you tell us why you'll actually be a good mod?

All you're doing is posting le funny maymay's over pictures of important people.

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this is orly bad topic.

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Sims, you are forgetting someone...

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Sims says

i'll still mod you

try playing hard to get, Sims. people want what they think they can't have.

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ME = >:O RAISE

Sims

almost 11 years

i'll still mod you

almost 11 years

oh god, vash was a colossal gayboy, i remember that dipsht.

destroy this website before you make vash a mod of it

almost 11 yearsedited

Raise says

Orly says

It's okay, Raise. Your absentee ballot isn't counted by the current mods, anyway. That's the sort of defect I aim to fix in the near future.

One day, your vote will be counted, and by then, you'll want to be voting Orly.

my vote counts double, i have been invited twice now to be a mod of this site. :^)

That's precisely why your vote doesn't count.

But if we work together, we can change the backward ways of EM's moderating. Maybe you can even become a moderator one day. That goes for everyone! Let's all become mods!

almost 11 years

assumed it was a safe assumption

Togepi

almost 11 years

lol Raise definitely knows who Vash is.

almost 11 yearsedited

it's vash

assuming you know who vash is.

almost 11 years

Orly says

It's okay, Raise. Your absentee ballot isn't counted by the current mods, anyway. That's the sort of defect I aim to fix in the near future.

One day, your vote will be counted, and by then, you'll want to be voting Orly.

my vote counts double, i have been invited twice now to be a mod of this site. :^)

almost 11 years

MattHelders says

sgr do you know who orly is?

no, who is he?

almost 11 yearsedited

It's okay, Raise. Your absentee ballot isn't counted by the current mods, anyway. That's the sort of defect I aim to fix in the near future.

One day, your vote will be counted, and by then, you'll want to be voting Orly.

MattHelders

almost 11 years

sgr do you know who orly is?

almost 11 years

You sound like a lilbitch, dude.I'm not voting for you.

almost 11 years

OrlyFan says

I think he is still mad at me for the shot because I haven't heard from him... I hope things are OK between us...

Someone always dies. It was a necessary sacrifice.

codeslicer

almost 11 yearsedited

ореаллы ан ореаллыфан sаме персон!!!!!

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So something magical happened. You will never guess who I played a game of fancy pants with earlier:

Yeah. This man. But I was devastated when he was mafia and I was town. I even had to shoot him or I would've been reported for game throwing! ;'(

I think he is still mad at me for the shot because I haven't heard from him... I hope things are OK between us...