Be a part of change. Bring a new peace to Epicmafia. Vote for freedom. Vote for the community. Vote for Orly.
Are you tired of dealing with bad moderators?
Are you sad about an undeserved violation?
Are you ready to see a new Mafia era?
Then get ready, because in this coming moderator election, you can vote for a true leader.
Remember: no matter what those dime-bag selling cheeba monkeys down at the EpicMafia moderating center promise to do, when it comes to the clambake, they won't be there.
My name is Modimus Orlyian Besticus, commander of the Armies of the Main Lobby, General of the Lurking Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE admin, lucidrains. Father to a murdered runner, husband to a banned user. And I will have my vengeance, in this election or the next.