Epicmafia

Forum Troll Academy

over 9 years

Dear citizens of Epic Mafia..

Epic Mafia is currently lacking in the number of forum trolls.. Who is going to troll the forums when I'm not here?

This is a crisis that we must take care of now.. before things get worse. Without any forum trolls, moderators have no purpose out here on these boards. You might as well take away their patrol powers.

Therefore, as Guardian of Epic Mafia, I, Betrayal am here to take a stand. I am currently accepting 7 young & bright individuals to be trained under me and turned into professional forum trolls tailored to troll the harsh Epic Mafian environment. This is an 8 week course that will teach you everything you need to know to troll the forums without getting banned.

The cost is free, but donations can be made to me out of courtesy.

Course Overview:

Week 1: Introduction To Trolling

Week 2: The History Of Trolling

Week 3: Trolling 101

Week 4: Epicmafia 101

Week 5: Variants Of Trolling

Week 6: Advanced Trolling Tactics

Week 7: Real World Applications

Week 8: Science Experiment

Seats available:

bombboy

The first seven people to post in this thread with their reason why they would like admission to this academy get in. I am a professional internet troll with 10+ years of experience. After graduating from Harvard with my PHD in Trolling, I continue to make outstanding achievements in the trollosphere on the interwebz.

Wouldn't you love to learn how to professional troll our beloved site under the teachings and ways of Betrayal?

Hell yes

Fudge No

Of course I would

Why not

HelloImDenis

over 8 years

Put me in coach. Trolling doesn't need a reason

groundhogday

over 8 years

i admit defeat

Betrayal

over 8 years

groundhogday says

i don't actually want to do it you've been trolled

you never actually got admitted to this academy, you've also been trolled

groundhogday

over 8 years

i don't actually want to do it you've been trolled

Betrayal

over 8 years

groundhogday says

i would like admission because i don't have anything to live for please

okay u now have a purpose in life again. troll this website like it ain't never been trolled before

groundhogday

over 8 years

i would like admission because i don't have anything to live for please

Betrayal

over 8 years

bombboy says

Sign me up boss

welcome to the club, I am sure you will become a Grade A troll eight weeks from now

bombboy

over 8 years

Sign me up boss

Betrayal

over 8 years

I am reopening the academy, there are seven new seats available.

dad

over 9 years

i'm going to be the academy bully,

dad

over 9 years

i'll sign up

Bacde

over 9 years

if maymay would teach a course i would sign up

maymay

over 9 years

omg pranay I'm not a troll

deletedover 9 years

sign me up

deletedover 9 years

Week 9: never call yourself a troll

Tashie

over 9 years

i have a phd

pranay7744

over 9 years

Besides, you got banned several times. So you failed as a troll. A good troll never gets banned. I never got banned. You are just a speedbump and expendable if you can be banned for trolling. Mikeyru and maymay are better trolls than you, because they manage to stay unbanned much more than you do.

TheVigil

over 9 years

Teach me senpai

Zwink

over 9 years

Inb4 this is a troll forum post in itself. GG

Jaleb

over 9 years

I need know how your people work to beat them

deletedover 9 years

I would be happy to come speak to the students as a guest speaker.

Betrayal

over 9 years

Arcbell says

I want to see the science experiment.

The destruction of Epic Mafia.

Arcbell

over 9 years

I want to see the science experiment.

Togepi

over 9 years

You try so hard.

Betrayal

over 9 years

pranay7744 says

They will just be the same as you or less. 8 users trolling in a similar manner= 1/8 of trolling in the same manner by one person. That is the law of trolling returns.

This is true pranay but there is power in numbers. Once inactive trolls see that Epic Mafia has a bigger troll scene, new trolls of different variety will flock to EM to show off their trolliness and compete against my fleet of trolls.