Dear citizens of Epic Mafia..
Epic Mafia is currently lacking in the number of forum trolls.. Who is going to troll the forums when I'm not here?
This is a crisis that we must take care of now.. before things get worse. Without any forum trolls, moderators have no purpose out here on these boards. You might as well take away their patrol powers.
Therefore, as Guardian of Epic Mafia, I, Betrayal am here to take a stand. I am currently accepting 7 young & bright individuals to be trained under me and turned into professional forum trolls tailored to troll the harsh Epic Mafian environment. This is an 8 week course that will teach you everything you need to know to troll the forums without getting banned.
The cost is free, but donations can be made to me out of courtesy.
Course Overview:
Week 1: Introduction To Trolling
Week 2: The History Of Trolling
Week 3: Trolling 101
Week 4: Epicmafia 101
Week 5: Variants Of Trolling
Week 6: Advanced Trolling Tactics
Week 7: Real World Applications
Week 8: Science Experiment
Seats available:
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The first seven people to post in this thread with their reason why they would like admission to this academy get in. I am a professional internet troll with 10+ years of experience. After graduating from Harvard with my PHD in Trolling, I continue to make outstanding achievements in the trollosphere on the interwebz.
