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Betrayal
over 9 years

Dear citizens of Epic Mafia..

Epic Mafia is currently lacking in the number of forum trolls.. Who is going to troll the forums when I'm not here?

This is a crisis that we must take care of now.. before things get worse. Without any forum trolls, moderators have no purpose out here on these boards. You might as well take away their patrol powers.

Therefore, as Guardian of Epic Mafia, I, Betrayal am here to take a stand. I am currently accepting 7 young & bright individuals to be trained under me and turned into professional forum trolls tailored to troll the harsh Epic Mafian environment. This is an 8 week course that will teach you everything you need to know to troll the forums without getting banned.

The cost is free, but donations can be made to me out of courtesy.

Course Overview:

Week 1: Introduction To Trolling

Week 2: The History Of Trolling

Week 3: Trolling 101

Week 4: Epicmafia 101

Week 5: Variants Of Trolling

Week 6: Advanced Trolling Tactics

Week 7: Real World Applications

Week 8: Science Experiment

Seats available:

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The first seven people to post in this thread with their reason why they would like admission to this academy get in. I am a professional internet troll with 10+ years of experience. After graduating from Harvard with my PHD in Trolling, I continue to make outstanding achievements in the trollosphere on the interwebz.

Wouldn't you love to learn how to professional troll our beloved site under the teachings and ways of Betrayal?
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Hell yes
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Fudge No
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Of course I would
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Why not
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senile
Betrayal
over 9 years

Sonrio says

i want in, because i believe as the next generation of our society, i should be the next betrayal and continue the legacy and teachings on what it means to be a troll


Welcome to the Academy, Sonrio! Classes start on July 1st over Skype.
Sonrio
over 9 years
i want in, because i believe as the next generation of our society, i should be the next betrayal and continue the legacy and teachings on what it means to be a troll
pranay7744
over 9 years
They will just be the same as you or less. 8 users trolling in a similar manner= 1/8 of trolling in the same manner by one person. That is the law of trolling returns.
Sonrio
over 9 years
me
Betrayal
over 9 years

pranay7744 says

Well, I already have a doctorate in this field, it is just that I prefer not to troll the forums. When I have to do it, you will see how incredible it is. If someone needs a course in it, then they are not meant for it. The trolling comes natural.


This is false Dr. Pranay. I believe that if my students mimick the "Betrayal" way of trolling, they too, can become outstanding trolls in this industry.
pranay7744
over 9 years
Well, I already have a doctorate in this field, it is just that I prefer not to troll the forums. When I have to do it, you will see how incredible it is. If someone needs a course in it, then they are not meant for it. The trolling comes natural.