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Cooking with Death

almost 10 years

Hey guys! post dinner recipes (or even just the names of things you make)

If-You-Want-To-Risk-A-House-Fire hamburgers:

  • Normal hamburgers but you cook them in a toaster oven. Very delicious, on par with grilled hamburgers

  • make sure you keep watch, as the grease could catch on fire and burn your whole kitchen!

  • set your toaster ovens to broil, and place a slab of meat in there for about 7-8 minutes (more depending on thickness)

  • After those minutes go by, flip the burger and let it cook for another 7-8 minutes

  • Ta-da! you're done!

almost 10 years
I make a mean bowl of cereal

Ingrediants:
1 Kellogs brand Frosted flakes
1 Bowl
1 Spoon OR chopsticks if you are feeling adventerous
1 Milk

Instructions:
add frosted flakes to bowl
add milk to bowl
eat using spoon or chopsticks
almost 10 years
brownie in a rice cooker is 10 times more delicious
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It works, i promise. It's the best thing in the world
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I'm not trying that until I get proof of it being safe, but if it works without exploding my kitchen I'll be eating brownies every day :)
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Brownie in a Mug

Ingredients:

3 Tablespoons Flour

4 Tablespoons Sugar

2 Tablespoons Cocoa powder (unsweetened)

2 Tablespoons Vegetable Oil

2 Tablespoons Water


Preparation:

mix all dry ingredients in a mug

add wet ingredients and mix well


Cooking:

Place mug in microwave

microwave on high for about a minute
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no u r not tryin to be funny? or yes u r tryin to be funny but u don't think u need help????
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no khnm i do not need ANY help
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it looks like ur tryin to b funny. would u like some help??

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edark we know you don't know how to cook, it's ok, not everyone learns such a basic life skill until later in life
almost 10 years
cooking with Death more like getting bored with Death
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That-Seasoning-Might-Be-Expired-Tacos

- Ever go through your spices and think, oh that would be delicious on taco meat, but it might be expired! Well I have.

- Place meat on a skillet and cook

- Rummage through your spice cabinet or spice collection and find some delicious spicy-spices.

- try multiple if you aren't sure which is the best combination

- cook on medium until meat is browned

- serve with sour cream, cheese, and hot sauce