Take Me To Afghanistan

 
 
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The Taliban (ww's) are at it again! They need to know whether they are killing a Shi'a (templar) or a Sunni (everyone else) Muslim, but they will kill them regardless. The Afghanistan police (bomb) can help, but will disperse after getting shot at once! Who controls the few hospitals (angel) will eventually win. If the American tourist (virgin) is lynched, however, the Taliban will be too afraid to act.

Note: This is based off of West's Take Me To Granny's.
deletedover 8 years
I like it. Only thing I would change is the name. Take me to Bombville or something.
over 8 years
I feel there's a joke about a certain religion I could make here, but I won't.
over 8 years
This is the same with a priest
deletedover 8 years
I like how the original was based of Christianity, and now this one is based off islam lmfao. How things evolve...
deletedover 8 years
Also yea I just realized the bomb is pretty much what the priest was lol.
over 8 years
You can sack the bomb, but not the priest.
deletedover 8 years
the reason why this doesn't work is that the bomb wont kill ww if they visit, only if the ww guesses bomb and kills the bomb. So it renders it useless