Take Me To Afghanistan

 
 
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The Taliban (ww's) are at it again! They need to know whether they are killing a Shi'a (templar) or a Sunni (everyone else) Muslim, but they will kill them regardless. The Afghanistan police (bomb) can help, but will disperse after getting shot at once! Who controls the few hospitals (angel) will eventually win. If the American tourist (virgin) is lynched, however, the Taliban will be too afraid to act.

Note: This is based off of West's Take Me To Granny's.
deletedalmost 10 years
I like it. Only thing I would change is the name. Take me to Bombville or something.
almost 10 years
I feel there's a joke about a certain religion I could make here, but I won't.
almost 10 years
This is the same with a priest
deletedalmost 10 years
I like how the original was based of Christianity, and now this one is based off islam lmfao. How things evolve...
deletedalmost 10 years
Also yea I just realized the bomb is pretty much what the priest was lol.
almost 10 years
You can sack the bomb, but not the priest.
deletedalmost 10 years
the reason why this doesn't work is that the bomb wont kill ww if they visit, only if the ww guesses bomb and kills the bomb. So it renders it useless