We are the Godfathers of Mafia, including Epic Mafia. What does that mean? We are our own bosses. We own everything, including you. No matter what role or person you are. Capisce? Good.

Our Business: To have Fun, and eliminate those who get in the way of that while staying true to each other & most importantly, ourselves.

I.We are a tight knit family. You mess with one of us, you're messin' with all of us.

II.Ya wanna fuck with us? You end up on the Hitlist.

III.You scratch my back, I scratch yours.

IV. Silence is golden. Our business is not your business.

V. The only way you leave The Godfathers is in a body bag.

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It's by invitation only. Because we are all bosses, every member is capable of electing someone to join. The candidates will be known as associates until there is a majority vote by all Godfathers on their admission. Why the majority vote? We're a family. One person liking you is not enough for you to join. You must get along with everyone or our bonds will grow weak.

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See Golden Godfather Rule # 5. In a body bag. Murdered in every EM game.

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I can be. But, I'm not. Just kidding!

If you didn't read any of this, then say hello to my little friend....